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10-07-2010, 11:22 AM | #31 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Haggis!
(What's not to "get" about a joke thread? Denser than a fucking rainforest, that one.)
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10-07-2010, 11:35 AM | #32 |
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that required a swallow coffee warning, you bitch. Now I'mm'a buttfuck your stork in the mouth......
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10-07-2010, 11:38 AM | #33 |
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(you get a very eclectic set of results if you image google "swallow coffee first". No buttfucked storks, yet, though.....)
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10-07-2010, 11:43 AM | #34 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Again, I don't know my powers (mostly I don't know if I'm as funny as I think I am.) Does that apply to you to?
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10-07-2010, 12:14 PM | #36 |
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Yeah, I don't know if you're as funny as I think you are, either.
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10-07-2010, 12:15 PM | #37 |
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....speaking of not funny.......
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10-07-2010, 12:33 PM | #38 |
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I aspire to be half as funny as you are: that way I'm still leaps and bounds ahead of most everyone in the funny department.
Hey, when you're old and tired and your looks are gone and you're all alone, you hang on to anything you have going for you (and by 'you' I mean 'me.')
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10-07-2010, 12:35 PM | #39 |
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storker
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10-07-2010, 12:40 PM | #40 |
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I don't put much stork in your opinion.
Fick a stork in her, she's done! Stork: the other white bird. That's all I got.
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10-08-2010, 05:22 AM | #41 |
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You win a pair of silk storkings for those puns, shawnee.
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10-08-2010, 08:17 AM | #42 |
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Will you be strangling her with them?
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10-08-2010, 08:18 AM | #43 |
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Well now I'm all choked up.
What sort of evil will you be wishing on me necks?
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10-09-2010, 09:34 AM | #44 |
Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
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Are we strangling people with silk stockings now? Damn I'm so behind...I've been using silk ties!
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10-10-2010, 08:16 PM | #45 |
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Are you stranglng girls or boys?
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