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Old 01-30-2014, 11:07 AM   #31
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I understand that Merks have most euphemisms for money and murder and Brits for sex and bathroom acts.
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Old 01-30-2014, 11:08 AM   #32
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....I could turn round and grab one of my slang dictionaries other than the profanisaurus, I guess
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Old 01-30-2014, 03:13 PM   #33
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Be still my beating heart! You have more than one slang dictionary?
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Old 01-30-2014, 05:23 PM   #34
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I was kinda impressed, too.

But, seeing as she's a transplant, it kinda makes sense, too.
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Old 01-30-2014, 10:43 PM   #35
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I think I have 4 maybe? I love words and dictionaries. I have rhyming dictionaries, antique dictionaries, various Oxfords, Websters, Scrabble dictionaries from both countries... I have no idea how many I have

/hoarder
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Old 01-31-2014, 08:03 AM   #36
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Do you have any of Eric Partridge's books? I seem to recall ha had a massive book on slang or etymology.
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Old 01-31-2014, 09:11 AM   #37
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I love words and dictionaries.
Worvert. It's good.
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Old 01-31-2014, 02:27 PM   #38
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Do you have any of Eric Partridge's books? I seem to recall ha had a massive book on slang or etymology.
not sure. but now i'll look out for them, thanks
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Old 01-31-2014, 02:54 PM   #39
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It seems no one appreciated my euphemism here; so, I don’t think I’ll bother with them anymore.
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Old 01-31-2014, 04:27 PM   #40
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Dinner grinder.
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Old 02-03-2014, 07:14 AM   #41
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It seems no one appreciated my euphemism here; so, I don’t think I’ll bother with them anymore.
Ha! that went right over my head the first time. That is funny.
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Old 02-04-2014, 09:10 AM   #42
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I heard you like euphemisms... from the New York Times;
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Female Anatomy
•"Down under" - an adult woman's genitals
•"Once-neglected hinterland of female beauty" - an adult woman's genitals
•"Particularly private area of the body" - an adult woman's genitals
•"Virile equipment" - an adult woman's genitals
•"Nether regions" - an adult woman's genitals

Pubic Hair Conditions
•"Barren landscape" - the look of no pubic hair, achieved with a Brazilian wax
•"The bald look" - the look of no pubic hair, achieved with a Brazilian wax
•"The denuded look" - the look of no pubic hair, achieved with a Brazilian wax
•"Full-frontal bareness" - the look of no pubic hair, achieved with a Brazilian wax
•"Going bare" - the look of no pubic hair, achieved with a Brazilian wax
•"The revised birthday suit" - the look of no pubic hair, achieved with a Brazilian wax
•"Bountiful crop" - pubic hair that has not been groomed in any way
•"Full pubic bloom" - pubic hair that has not been groomed in any way
•"Mossy covering" - pubic hair that has not been groomed in any way
•"Untrimmed thicket" - pubic hair that has not been groomed in any way
•"Hidden in the underbrush" - pubic hair on the labia minora

Pubic Hair Procedures
•"Below-the-belt treatment" - a bikini or Brazilian wax
•"The full monty" - a Brazilian wax
•"Getting back to nature" - letting one's pubic hair grow
•"He-wax" - a bikini or Brazilian wax for a man

Effects
•"Enlarging effect of the main attraction" - when a man's penis looks bigger because he got a bikini wax
•"Naked Barbie doll" - a woman whose genitals resemble a Barbie doll's (anatomically, this is disturbing)
•"Hairless cherubs" - women in paintings who have no pubic hair
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Old 02-04-2014, 09:56 AM   #43
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The dank and tufted regions of my soul
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