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#31 |
I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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See, the theme here, Cap'n, is that you list ways alphabetically. Like you should do one that starts with a W.
Like.... Whip it out whenever the boss asks if a package came for him. See?
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#32 |
An Awesome Dude
Join Date: Oct 2015
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X - Xamin your bosses desk and decide what YOU DONT LIKE and end up throwing out important stuff he needs w/o realising and tell him your sorry for costing the company 1000s of dollars.... Then start laughing like a 2yo and demand a raise
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#33 |
I hear them call the tide
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Yodel an entire presentation to a new client
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#35 |
I can hear my ears
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Z. Zuul.
There is only Zuul
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#36 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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You know when you go into a grocery store and you here pages for staff ..."James in Maintenance, please come to customer service..."...? We're not very circumspect with our pages... We used to have an office manager called Dana. After a while (but only after a while) we tired of pages for her being followed by a page about there being no Dana..... Apparently employees visiting our store are horrified by our lack of respect for the Holy Paging System. Customers generally giggle though. The worst offender is the store director. Who sometimes pages himself.
Jumberlim killed the thread tho. Bye Thread.
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#37 |
I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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AA
Approach boss Ask him to fire you BB
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#38 |
An Awesome Dude
Join Date: Oct 2015
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Borrow your bosses car keys and smash the car into a pole and exit the vechile before the cops get there thus leaving him with the big clean up bill;call him @ 2am and fill him in..
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#39 |
still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Copy your Cubemate's mileage sheets
Collect stupid prizes. DD
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#40 |
An Awesome Dude
Join Date: Oct 2015
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Dose your bosses office in motor oil and call him snd say you left him a nice present...
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#41 |
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Join Date: Oct 2020
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Eavesdrop on the bosses
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#42 |
An Awesome Dude
Join Date: Oct 2015
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Fire almost everyone by forging the bosses name ona company letter.. When the boss comes in and you accidently forget to hide the letter you sent,start calling him every name you can think;demand a raise..... Seal the deal by ringing him at 2am and yelling
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#43 |
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Join Date: Oct 2020
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Gab about the boss to a person you thought was a friend, been that route....learned my LESSON.
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#44 |
Banned
Join Date: Oct 2020
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Hey Dude, are you MIA....miss you guy.
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#45 |
An Awesome Dude
Join Date: Oct 2015
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Have a party in your bosses office and end up trashing the whole office
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