The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 304

impress · 03-08-2008, 12:40 PM

Curious George?
Funny, he doesn't LOOK Jewish....

Flint · 03-08-2008, 10:32 PM

Dude, seriously. Cut it out.Type like a human.

toranokaze · 03-09-2008, 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by impress

OW OW OW OW OW!

I have seen that before, but I wonder which would hurt worse the condom or the g strings http://www.sblades.com/gstrg.php

Mayor of Shekou · 03-11-2008, 03:00 AM

The chainmail condom is kinda cool! But it makes me think of the old Chinese handcuffs - the tube you stick your fingers in, and the harder you pull the tighter they squeeze.
Hmmmm....

xoxoxoBruce · 03-11-2008, 03:25 AM

Both are definitely inscrutable.

skysidhe · 03-11-2008, 06:07 PM

I heard this story on the radio. It's a prank but the story is like anyother 'anomaly' sighting story in that it has people shaken up. lol

I couldn't get the video to play otherwise I would have posted it. Here is the still frame.

A TOWN in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a 'creepy gnome' that locals claim stalks the streets at night.

The midget - which wears a pointy hat and has a distinctive sideways walk - was caught on video last week by a terrified group of youngsters.Teenager Jose Alvarez - who filmed the gnome - yesterday told national newspaper El Tribuno that they caught the creature while larking about in their hometown of General Guemes, in the province of Salta, Argentina.

He said: “We were chatting about our last fishing trip. It was one in the morning.

“I began to film a bit with my mobile phone while the others were chatting and joking.

"Suddenly we heard something - a weird noise as if someone was throwing stones.

"We looked to one side and saw that the grass was moving. To begin with we thought it was a dog but when we saw this gnome-like figure begin to emerge we were really afraid."

Jose added that other locals had come forward to say they had spotted the gnome.

He said: “This is no joke. We are still afraid to go out - just like everyone else in the neighbourhood now.

"One of my friends was so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital.”
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...icle902014.ece

Shawnee123 · 03-11-2008, 06:22 PM

Gnome? I used to be married to 'im.

That's great sky...that pic cracks me up!

skysidhe · 03-11-2008, 06:26 PM

I guess the video is better if you can get it to play.

lol

you funny shawnee

Shawnee123 · 03-11-2008, 06:28 PM

I'm actually writing it down so I remember to look for it tomorrow.

btw, I meant to tell you earlier that the pic you posted of the faces on the eggs gave me a great idea to play a trick on The Homeless Guy. A couple summers ago my sis-in-law and I painted a face on his canteloupe (he thought it looked like Wilson) and now I can't wait to see his reaction when he opens up the 18-egg carton I just bought and sees all their sad little faces. Just strikes me as hilarious.

skysidhe · 03-11-2008, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

I'm actually writing it down so I remember to look for it tomorrow.

btw, I meant to tell you earlier that the pic you posted of the faces on the eggs gave me a great idea to play a trick on The Homeless Guy. A couple summers ago my sis-in-law and I painted a face on his canteloupe (he thought it looked like Wilson) and now I can't wait to see his reaction when he opens up the 18-egg carton I just bought and sees all their sad little faces. Just strikes me as hilarious.

My mother would love you. Her kind of humor. Maybe we were switched at birth

gawd if you lived here I'd drag you over there just to give her a kick

jinx · 03-12-2008, 12:14 AM

omgdz

xoxoxoBruce · 03-12-2008, 01:38 AM

And GLMRGRL's boyfriend, Torque Omata.

Elspode · 03-12-2008, 01:40 AM

You know, I love you for you pink 4x4, crushed velvet seats, drivin' through the bog, oozin' down the streets...

skysidhe · 03-12-2008, 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

And GLMRGRL's boyfriend, Torque Omata.

I am not much of a pink person but omygod I love that rig!

@ jinx...your pink suv photo must be a marykay promo yet somehow it would feel like punishment to get one.
I imagine the person trying to demure that one away at the promotional winning. "oh no I just couldn't." "It's really too much" as they are trying not to take the keys.

JuancoRocks · 03-12-2008, 04:04 AM

His N' Hers Pepto Bismol mobiles with a twinge?

03-08-2008, 12:40 PM	#4546
impress It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Irvine, California Posts: 936	Curious George? Curious George? Funny, he doesn't LOOK Jewish.... __________________ If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.

03-08-2008, 10:32 PM	#4547
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Dude, seriously. Cut it out.Type like a human. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

03-11-2008, 03:25 AM	#4550
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Both are definitely inscrutable. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-11-2008, 06:22 PM	#4552
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Gnome? I used to be married to 'im. That's great sky...that pic cracks me up! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-11-2008, 06:28 PM	#4554
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I'm actually writing it down so I remember to look for it tomorrow. btw, I meant to tell you earlier that the pic you posted of the faces on the eggs gave me a great idea to play a trick on The Homeless Guy. A couple summers ago my sis-in-law and I painted a face on his canteloupe (he thought it looked like Wilson) and now I can't wait to see his reaction when he opens up the 18-egg carton I just bought and sees all their sad little faces. Just strikes me as hilarious. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-11-2008, 03:00 AM	#4549
Mayor of Shekou You can't misbehave when you stick out in a crowd Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Shekou, Shenzhen - Southern China Posts: 110	The chainmail condom is kinda cool! But it makes me think of the old Chinese handcuffs - the tube you stick your fingers in, and the harder you pull the tighter they squeeze. Hmmmm....

03-11-2008, 06:07 PM	#4551
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	I heard this story on the radio. It's a prank but the story is like anyother 'anomaly' sighting story in that it has people shaken up. lol I couldn't get the video to play otherwise I would have posted it. Here is the still frame. A TOWN in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a 'creepy gnome' that locals claim stalks the streets at night. The midget - which wears a pointy hat and has a distinctive sideways walk - was caught on video last week by a terrified group of youngsters.Teenager Jose Alvarez - who filmed the gnome - yesterday told national newspaper El Tribuno that they caught the creature while larking about in their hometown of General Guemes, in the province of Salta, Argentina. He said: “We were chatting about our last fishing trip. It was one in the morning. “I began to film a bit with my mobile phone while the others were chatting and joking. "Suddenly we heard something - a weird noise as if someone was throwing stones. "We looked to one side and saw that the grass was moving. To begin with we thought it was a dog but when we saw this gnome-like figure begin to emerge we were really afraid." Jose added that other locals had come forward to say they had spotted the gnome. He said: “This is no joke. We are still afraid to go out - just like everyone else in the neighbourhood now. "One of my friends was so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital.” http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...icle902014.ece

03-11-2008, 06:26 PM	#4553
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	I guess the video is better if you can get it to play. lol you funny shawnee

03-12-2008, 12:14 AM	#4556
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	omgdz Attached Images __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

03-12-2008, 01:38 AM	#4557
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	And GLMRGRL's boyfriend, Torque Omata. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-12-2008, 01:40 AM	#4558
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	You know, I love you for you pink 4x4, crushed velvet seats, drivin' through the bog, oozin' down the streets... __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

03-12-2008, 04:04 AM	#4560
JuancoRocks Sir Post-A-Lot Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Paradise Valley, Arizona Posts: 437	His N' Hers Pepto Bismol mobiles with a twinge? __________________ "That's just like your opinion man"

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