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06-24-2012, 11:12 AM
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a beautiful fool
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And his wife said, "ok, Dick. After you."
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06-24-2012, 09:46 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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and then Saint Peter fainted.
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06-27-2012, 02:37 PM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning
A small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 2826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.
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06-27-2012, 06:21 PM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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My sister's plane crashed into an Irish cemetery and she died on 9/11 you insensitive bastard.
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06-27-2012, 06:24 PM
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Master Dwellar
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06-27-2012, 09:28 PM
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Старый сержант
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women.
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Terror, Terror, Gay Marriage...be afraid.
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06-30-2012, 03:08 PM
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Nearly done.
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Location: Teetering on the edge.
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I bought a strobe light today but when I got the thing back home it refused to work on any of the different settings.
I went back to the store. "Have you tried switching it off and on?" asked the assistant. |
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07-03-2012, 09:40 AM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Location: Yorkshire
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from Private Eye magazine
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07-03-2012, 01:18 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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07-04-2012, 04:43 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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One day a five year old asks his dad "Daddy, can I have new bicycle?"
The father responds "Can your dick touch your asshole?" Confused, the boy says "No.", and the dad says "Well, there's your answer." At 12, the boy again asks "Dad, can I have new bicycle?" Again, the dad responds with "Can your dick touch your asshole?" And again, the boy says "No.", and the dad says "Well, there's your answer." At eighteen the boy asks "Dad, can I have a new car?" The dad asks "Can your dick touch your asshole?" The boy responds "As a matter of fact, it can." The dad says "Good, now go fuck yourself."
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07-16-2012, 08:44 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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07-16-2012, 10:28 PM
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Junior Master Dwellar
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07-18-2012, 06:14 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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And that's awesome.
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07-18-2012, 06:44 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Grav...the key word there is 'possible'
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07-18-2012, 08:46 PM
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Master Dwellar
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