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10-10-2012, 03:43 AM | #4681 |
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If life gives you melons, get checked for dyslexia.
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10-12-2012, 01:02 AM | #4682 |
I'm still a jerk
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I'm blaming auto correct
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10-16-2012, 01:37 PM | #4683 |
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If life gives you melons...
...motorboat them puppies!!
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10-24-2012, 07:04 AM | #4684 |
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And I grabbed this off of the internet a few moments ago....maybe this goes in the sometimes the stars align thread?
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10-24-2012, 10:32 AM | #4685 | ||
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The story behind that headline is appalling.... a government official doing a CYOA.
Time World Stephan Faris Oct. 24, 2012 ITALY: The Aquila Earthquake Verdict: Where the Guilt May Really Lie Quote:
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10-24-2012, 04:28 PM | #4686 |
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Yea, but, you got the joke right?
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10-24-2012, 05:45 PM | #4687 |
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11-17-2012, 09:24 PM | #4688 |
I'm still a jerk
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My girlfriend asked me to treat her like a princess; so I locked her in a tower
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11-20-2012, 04:58 AM | #4689 |
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...so I crashed her car in a tunnel.
What?
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11-20-2012, 07:34 PM | #4690 |
To shreds, you say?
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Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?
and on the dashboard and on the windshield, and ...
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11-20-2012, 07:39 PM | #4691 |
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You guys are so bad.....funny, but bad. :p
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11-21-2012, 08:46 AM | #4692 |
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Right about the time Rock Hudson died, Philadelphia Flyers ice hockey goalie Pelle Lindberg died in a car accident. My brother in law, a huge Flyers fan, told me the "Rock Hudson died of botulism - he got bad meat in his can" joke. I asked him if he knew how they determined it was Pelle in the smashed car. He didn't. I told him it because there was a face off in the front seat. He didn't like that. Didn't think it was funny.
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11-21-2012, 08:55 AM | #4693 |
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When Sonny Bono and Michael Kennedy died in skiing accidents, within like 5 days of each other, there was something going around to the effect:
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11-21-2012, 09:34 AM | #4694 |
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that one is funneh.
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11-21-2012, 04:59 PM | #4695 |
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The Lorax co-wrote it.
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