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12-16-2012, 03:26 PM
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Mine is really quite extreme. For example I sneeze when I log on, or if I got back to the white Google screen.
You know how some people feel a sneeze coming on and look at a bright light? (if not, then let me assure you, some do) I can imagine a bright light and bring on a sneeze. My sneeziest city ever was Venice, because it's all bright sunlit squares and shadowy passageways. My husband would count from the time we came into the sunlight. He rarely got to five. If I hadn't already sneezed by then I was shaking my head slowly and breathing through my mouth, trying to ride it out. I sneezed three times writing this.
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12-16-2012, 06:00 PM
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Doctor Wtf
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Don't you wish there was a photic orgasm reflex?
Well, maybe not, actually.
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12-16-2012, 06:11 PM
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
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That could be quite inconvenient. And - all sorts of things. How about an anti-photic orgasm reflex? Although that could be a problem in movie theaters ... guess we women will have to stick with the SRFO.
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12-16-2012, 06:15 PM
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Doctor Wtf
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Exhausting.
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12-16-2012, 06:24 PM
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
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Not quite that sensitive! I was thinking when you're plunged into persistent darkness. But still impractical.
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12-16-2012, 07:17 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Yeah, cuz he'd always be like, "baby, let's leave the lights on," and the chick would be all, "you selfish dick."
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12-16-2012, 07:40 PM
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Doctor Wtf
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Blindfold for her, lights for him. Oooohhhh yeah.
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12-16-2012, 07:47 PM
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
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There you go, all problems solved. Except that nobody would ever get any sleep.
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12-17-2012, 11:41 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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There was some woman who recently killed herself because she had some sort of perpetual orgasm disorder/ very sad/
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12-17-2012, 01:24 PM
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12-18-2012, 05:15 AM
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polaroid of perfection
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V, I think you have got sex and sexual assault mixed up there...
Ouch!
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12-18-2012, 06:56 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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12-18-2012, 07:00 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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12-18-2012, 07:46 AM
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
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Wow. I'd not heard of that before. Very sad.
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01-06-2013, 01:04 AM
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Doctor Wtf
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I have a cold.
It is hot. This is no longer funny.
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