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Old 02-05-2013, 01:08 PM   #4771
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Old 02-05-2013, 08:38 PM   #4772
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Old 02-06-2013, 02:49 AM   #4773
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A mother sends her gay son to a strait camp now he is just sad.
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Old 02-06-2013, 03:58 AM   #4774
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Old 02-06-2013, 10:29 AM   #4775
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Old 02-06-2013, 04:42 PM   #4776
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I think the picture has dementia.
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Old 02-06-2013, 04:43 PM   #4777
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You need to start Wandows norgmadly.
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Old 02-07-2013, 04:37 AM   #4778
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tor we told you not to drink and post
Sorry I thought I was supposed to drink and post, hell a few more I would have been in the dweller NSW thread
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Old 02-07-2013, 05:18 AM   #4779
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Old 02-07-2013, 08:44 AM   #4780
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Funny, a good parody of Maxim or Playboy is hard to find. Well, for Maxim it's pretty much just any issue. So anyway...
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Old 02-07-2013, 08:45 AM   #4781
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Anyway, I think THIS picture has a subtle brilliance:
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Old 02-07-2013, 04:45 PM   #4782
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Old 02-07-2013, 07:57 PM   #4783
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Old 02-08-2013, 12:20 AM   #4784
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Funny, a good parody of Maxim or Playboy is hard to find. Well, for Maxim it's pretty much just any issue. So anyway...
How to loss a boner .10 seconds
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Old 02-08-2013, 03:36 AM   #4785
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Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients

And felt guilty all day long. No matter how much

He tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt

And sense of betrayal were overwhelming.

But every now and then he'd hear an internal

Reassuring voice in his head that said:

"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first

Medical practitioner to sleep with one of their

Patients and you won't be the last.

And you're single. Just let it go."

But invariably another voice in his head

Would bring him back to reality.

Whispering...

Dave...

Dave...

Dave ...

Dave...


...you're a fucking veterinarian.
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I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
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