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Old 07-29-2008, 10:53 PM   #5206
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Old 07-30-2008, 08:55 AM   #5207
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"Patient seems to be suffering from a dislocated neck"
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Old 07-30-2008, 11:00 AM   #5208
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Old 07-30-2008, 11:42 PM   #5209
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Old 07-31-2008, 12:22 AM   #5210
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Old 07-31-2008, 12:24 AM   #5211
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Old 07-31-2008, 08:58 AM   #5212
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Great clippings Ali.

OK, I'll bite: wtF is that vampire lookin' freak injecting into his face? And why? Oh yeah, attention.

I'm thinking of lopping off some body parts and replacing them with gardening implements so people will notice me.
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Old 07-31-2008, 09:14 AM   #5213
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...I'm thinking of lopping off some body parts and replacing them with gardening implements so people will notice me...

I guess that makes you a Hoe!
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Old 07-31-2008, 09:24 AM   #5214
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That's right, and don't you forget it!

I would think just once you would root for me rather than raking me over the coals. I'm on the edger, man, and I've got a real chipper on my shoulder. Now shovel off!
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Old 07-31-2008, 09:38 AM   #5215
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That's right, and don't you forget it!

I would think just once you would root for me rather than raking me over the coals. I'm on the edger, man, and I've got a real chipper on my shoulder. Now shovel off!
Sorry. Just hedging my bets.
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Old 07-31-2008, 10:54 AM   #5216
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Old 07-31-2008, 08:45 PM   #5217
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Old 07-31-2008, 08:48 PM   #5218
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Sorry. Just hedging my bets.
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Old 07-31-2008, 09:14 PM   #5219
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Great clippings Ali.

OK, I'll bite: wtF is that vampire lookin' freak injecting into his face? And why? Oh yeah, attention.

I'm thinking of lopping off some body parts and replacing them with gardening implements so people will notice me.
He's injecting saline. Some people get their rocks off by inflating their body parts this way. Notably, there's one group of fetishists that does this to their scrotums. They inflate them until they're the size of small soccer balls, or larger if possible. It's amazing what some people find sexually stimulating and/or attractive.
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Old 07-31-2008, 09:45 PM   #5220
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