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Old 08-13-2008, 01:35 PM   #5326
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I've seen that before, and I've come to the conclusion that he actually hits the rear end of the white car. You can see it fishtail out and adjust back into place. Not that it makes it any less amazing that the people in that dark minivan weren't T-boned to death. Hooray for quick braking reflexes.
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Old 08-13-2008, 01:38 PM   #5327
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Not sure if anybody's seen this before. I always chuckle at this one.
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Old 08-13-2008, 02:21 PM   #5328
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Yeah? I don't get it.?
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Old 08-13-2008, 04:55 PM   #5329
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DEFINITELY NSFW and DEFINITELY NOT SUITABLE FOR ANYONE WITH A WEAK STOMACH:

(In fact, this gave me nightmares!)

http://www.ispub.com/ostia/index.php...n1/scrotum.xml
So, Impress, do you have a recipe to go with that?
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Old 08-13-2008, 05:23 PM   #5330
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@the car thing:
I live in asia. You gotta do better than that to impress me, bub. We call that the bus ride to school, here.
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Old 08-13-2008, 07:32 PM   #5331
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So, Impress, do you have a recipe to go with that?
I just threw up a little at the very thought.
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Old 08-13-2008, 08:36 PM   #5332
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Now I know where Peter Gabriel got the idea of the Slipperman...
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Old 08-13-2008, 09:30 PM   #5333
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Old 08-13-2008, 09:40 PM   #5334
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Old 08-13-2008, 11:20 PM   #5335
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Old 08-14-2008, 12:41 AM   #5336
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Yeah? I don't get it.?
What's not to get? She left him after he said he drank beer to make her look pretty. It's a variation of the, "My wife/girlfriend/etc made me choose between her and beer (fishing/hunting/diving/etc). I'm going to miss her."
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Old 08-14-2008, 12:47 AM   #5337
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Brad Paisley even made a song out of it.
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Old 08-14-2008, 10:14 AM   #5338
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What's not to get? She left him after he said he drank beer to make her look pretty. It's a variation of the, "My wife/girlfriend/etc made me choose between her and beer (fishing/hunting/diving/etc). I'm going to miss her."
It's a joke. The choice is so obvious, he doesn't see the humor in the original piece.

At least, that's the way I took it.
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Old 08-14-2008, 10:47 AM   #5339
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If I really wanted to be obnoxious, I'd reply... I still don't get it.. why would beer make the woman look good???
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Old 08-14-2008, 11:41 AM   #5340
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