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06-07-2017, 10:59 PM | #5612 | ||
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06-08-2017, 08:50 AM | #5613 |
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Hi Bitman!
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06-08-2017, 11:26 AM | #5614 | |
To shreds, you say?
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Bitman gets 100 for dedication to humor!
Note: Human bodies, despite being mostly water by weight, are actually very flammable and not recommended for extinguishing fires. (source: acquaintance who caught fire and survived.) Also cf: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sponta...man_combustion Quote:
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06-08-2017, 11:42 AM | #5615 |
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You guys quit this. Thinking makes my head hurt.
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06-08-2017, 02:54 PM | #5616 |
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Are Bitman and Footfootfoot the same person?
Cuz they react to humor in a similar fashion.
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06-08-2017, 03:28 PM | #5617 |
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No.
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06-08-2017, 04:13 PM | #5618 | |
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06-08-2017, 04:45 PM | #5619 |
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You take care of uptown...
...I'll take care of downtown.
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06-08-2017, 08:40 PM | #5620 | |
To shreds, you say?
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e.g. Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: The holocaust.
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06-09-2017, 01:16 AM | #5621 |
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I don't know. Biting an apple and finding a worm... worse, half a worm, is about Meeee!. The holocaust is about somebody I don't know, halfway around the world, I'm not related to. Hmm, tough choice.
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06-09-2017, 01:39 AM | #5622 |
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Another national map from XDTC...
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06-09-2017, 01:42 PM | #5623 |
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I'm sorry. This was for LJ and I was wondering what it says.
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06-09-2017, 03:56 PM | #5624 | ||
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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Two bee stings. Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear. etc. Quote:
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06-10-2017, 12:21 PM | #5625 |
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SonofV's *favorite* type of humor. It can be kind of exhausting after the first few hours... but then I remember what an improvement it represented when it displaced rape jokes.
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