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Old 10-15-2008, 09:34 AM   #5851
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There's that damn clock spider again. ARGHHHHH

I used to think it was glatt's spider.
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Old 10-15-2008, 09:43 AM   #5852
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She's just lulling you into a false sense of security before the reveal. I'll do the reveal for her.
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Old 10-15-2008, 09:52 AM   #5853
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Not really WTF, but very detailed.
From Yes We Carve, here
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Old 10-15-2008, 10:05 AM   #5854
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Nice pumpkin, baybay!

glatt, I cannot click on your link, lest I have nightmares for another whole year!
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Old 10-15-2008, 11:48 AM   #5855
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Giant Slip-n-slide!
I believe that was the Bride's nickname in school.
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Old 10-15-2008, 11:51 AM   #5856
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The people who smash pumpkins and lanterns will be thrilled.
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Old 10-15-2008, 07:11 PM   #5857
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Old 10-15-2008, 07:28 PM   #5858
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Oh, that makes sense. (I was trying to come up with something rude having to do with the young lady's chest.)
I was trying to decipher the signs indicating some kind of hardcore sex act.
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Old 10-15-2008, 09:06 PM   #5859
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Old 10-15-2008, 09:07 PM   #5860
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What puzzles me most is the microphone.
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Old 10-15-2008, 09:49 PM   #5861
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Is that BACOOOOOOONNNNNNNN????
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Old 10-15-2008, 09:54 PM   #5862
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Looks like rump steak to me.
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Old 10-15-2008, 10:00 PM   #5863
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Apparantly the waitress misunderstood when she asked him what he'd like and he said "A steak would suit me just fine".


And if you're wondering why there aren't any pants, you have to meat me halfway.


And the only size available is medium.


OK, I'm well done now. :-)
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Old 10-15-2008, 11:38 PM   #5864
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Isn't that Doctor Satan from House of 1000 Corpses ???
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Old 10-15-2008, 11:50 PM   #5865
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Yo Quiero Taco Hell
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I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
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