Monkey Kick Off - Page 4

lookout123 · 12-30-2008, 06:36 PM

5189

LabRat · 12-30-2008, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

4772 . . . I have a theory I'm working on... I will get past that Monkey Village! (But probably not right now, I'm holding the baby...)

Your gonna spoil that baby, holding it all this time.

Elspode · 12-30-2008, 09:26 PM

5037 is my best.

Nope...wait...tied Flint.

5090. Not enough to beat everyone else, but I quit anyway.

classicman · 12-30-2008, 09:40 PM

4935 and I have no idea how l got that.

Undertoad · 12-30-2008, 09:42 PM

5358, biatches

wolf · 12-30-2008, 10:49 PM

Who you callin' biatch, biatch? 5413

Flint · 12-30-2008, 10:50 PM

My wife walks in, naked as hell, and we're talking about my modest New Years Resolution, and she says how every year I make huge improvements in every area, and I say, "It's all because of you, baby" and I turn to kick the ball. It's a high lob, I time it just right, first bounce is good--great even, and I say "This is gonna be a good one." She watches. I say, "This is how far away I am from Undertoad." The number is dropping fast. "Oh shit" ...

"I'm the champion! I'm the champion by a ƒuckload!"

Undertoad · 12-30-2008, 10:52 PM

Yeah for exactly two minutes. You are hereby served. 5589

Flint · 12-30-2008, 10:54 PM

Bah, 19 meters, ye scurvy dog.

lookout123 · 12-30-2008, 10:55 PM

damna adult responsibilities... just have to sit on 5275 for awhile.

Flint · 12-30-2008, 10:59 PM

Hey, we didn't ask for your bitch-ass excuses.
You are the weak monkey that gets canibalized.

lumberjim · 12-31-2008, 12:07 AM

im number 3!

lookout123 · 12-31-2008, 01:30 AM

5420

classicman · 12-31-2008, 09:02 AM

Where the hell is Happy Monkey? He's gotta have some inside uh somethin.

Happy Monkey · 12-31-2008, 12:29 PM

Still at 5211...

12-30-2008, 06:36 PM	#46
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	5189 __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

12-30-2008, 09:26 PM	#48
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	5037 is my best. Nope...wait...tied Flint. 5090. Not enough to beat everyone else, but I quit anyway. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog Last edited by Elspode; 12-30-2008 at 09:36 PM.

12-30-2008, 09:40 PM	#49
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	4935 and I have no idea how l got that. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

12-30-2008, 10:49 PM	#51
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Who you callin' biatch, biatch? 5413 __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis Last edited by wolf; 12-31-2008 at 02:16 AM.

12-30-2008, 10:50 PM	#52
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	My wife walks in, naked as hell, and we're talking about my modest New Years Resolution, and she says how every year I make huge improvements in every area, and I say, "It's all because of you, baby" and I turn to kick the ball. It's a high lob, I time it just right, first bounce is good--great even, and I say "This is gonna be a good one." She watches. I say, "This is how far away I am from Undertoad." The number is dropping fast. "Oh shit" ... "I'm the champion! I'm the champion by a ƒuckload!" __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

12-30-2008, 09:42 PM	#50
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	5358, biatches

12-30-2008, 10:52 PM	#53
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Yeah for exactly two minutes. You are hereby served. 5589

12-30-2008, 10:54 PM	#54
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Bah, 19 meters, ye scurvy dog. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

12-30-2008, 10:55 PM	#55
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	damna adult responsibilities... just have to sit on 5275 for awhile. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

12-30-2008, 10:59 PM	#56
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Hey, we didn't ask for your bitch-ass excuses. You are the weak monkey that gets canibalized. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

12-31-2008, 12:07 AM	#57
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	im number 3! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-31-2008, 01:30 AM	#58
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	5420 __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

12-31-2008, 09:02 AM	#59
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Where the hell is Happy Monkey? He's gotta have some inside uh somethin. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

12-31-2008, 12:29 PM	#60
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Still at 5211... __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

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