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11-17-2002, 12:34 AM
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I believe you <b>are</b> the refuse of the British.
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11-17-2002, 12:36 AM
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'zactly, but they didn't take trash here, too expensive. Just people. Don't have any aussie blood in me anyway. Though ill hold dual citizen soon so you can use British *and* Australian jokes on me.
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11-17-2002, 12:56 AM
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Are you going to stop brushing your teeth as well?
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11-17-2002, 12:59 AM
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Well chewing is overrated anyway...
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11-17-2002, 01:00 AM
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Let's hope the UN weapons inspectors have more on the ball than this crowd, or they'll spend the first month debating whether they're looking for aluminum tubes or aluminium tubes.
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11-17-2002, 08:25 AM
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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? |
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11-17-2002, 10:50 AM
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<b>How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?</b>
It goes "wop wop wop wop wop wop wop wop wop" |
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11-17-2002, 11:39 AM
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Nun jokes rule!
How many nuns does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I don't know, I never asked. I just fuck 'em. (another original) |
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11-17-2002, 12:09 PM
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He who reads, sometimes writes.
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What's the best part about being a pedophile? |
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11-17-2002, 12:20 PM
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going nowhere slow
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Finding old pics that are stll ledgible, stimulating, and aren't stuck together?
My most self-educated guess. |
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11-17-2002, 12:27 PM
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going nowhere slow
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Re: What's this?
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11-17-2002, 01:59 PM
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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a 9-year-old?
A: Cleaning the blood off your clown suit. |
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11-17-2002, 02:08 PM
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going nowhere slow
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Alright-
So this isn't exactly an original- I always got a really big laugh watching Wierd Al's "UHF", the part where the dude is teaching poodles how to fly. Even though I would swear in a court of law that I thought I wrote that one too.
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11-17-2002, 02:12 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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"Badgers?!"
"Badgers?!" "We don't need no stinking badgers!" And remember folks, the turtle is nature's suction cup. |
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11-17-2002, 04:36 PM
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blowmeetheclown hearing the pelvis crack.
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