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06-05-2014, 11:31 PM | #46 |
Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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He is what any man would do in a committed relationship. All of you women on here need to shut your mouths and get back in the kitchen.
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06-05-2014, 11:54 PM | #47 | |
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I would get up slap on my apron and rubber gloves this minute if my unhandy man would fix the fucking kitchen sink.
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06-05-2014, 11:55 PM | #48 |
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lol nice Sarge. Get outside and mow the fucking grass, and while you're at it, trim the edges and do the hedges...and make sure they're straight and neat. I dont want any scraggly bits!!!
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06-06-2014, 12:31 AM | #49 |
Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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yes ma'am Anything else you need me to do, you let me know ma'am. I didn't get this old without knowing who really rules the roost.
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06-06-2014, 01:10 AM | #50 |
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Haha...smart man.
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06-06-2014, 09:46 AM | #51 |
To shreds, you say?
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I'm handy as fuck and it hasn't helped me get laid, lain, or scrod. Where's the love?
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06-06-2014, 11:59 AM | #52 | ||
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...ohputthatgunawayI'mkiddin'.
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06-06-2014, 01:29 PM | #53 |
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If someone fixed my sink all I would be wearing is the rubber gloves and the apron
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06-06-2014, 02:13 PM | #54 | |
To shreds, you say?
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06-06-2014, 02:26 PM | #55 |
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Like that would stop you. What you meant to ask was how long do you have to get there.
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06-07-2014, 04:27 PM | #56 |
To shreds, you say?
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Oh, it wouldn't stop me, but I'm pretty sure it would stop her.
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