The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 412

impress · 11-22-2008, 10:05 AM

http://www.flickr.com/photos/hawhawj...7605963101124/

impress · 11-22-2008, 10:09 AM

http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212

Flint · 11-22-2008, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by impress

http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212

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Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

TheMercenary · 11-22-2008, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by impress

http://www.flickr.com/photos/hawhawj...7605963101124/

Look at the index:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/hawhawj...th/2634744477/

TheMercenary · 11-22-2008, 04:50 PM

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/pict....html?image=21

Elspode · 11-22-2008, 05:44 PM

So, I was sittin' in the pub one day, and this wanker says that he's a bigger football fan than me. No yer ain't, mate, I sez. Prove it, sez he..and...well...

ZenGum · 11-22-2008, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Mayor of Shekou

Is that why Paris Hilton likes them?

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Note to self - do not open this thread while eating.

Note to all - follow Impress's link and read the comments.

Clodfobble · 11-22-2008, 11:58 PM

Am I missing something Zen? The comments looked pretty generic to me.

ZenGum · 11-23-2008, 06:39 PM

Well, I guess it depends on your background assumptions on what constitutes "normal". Maybe I live a sheltered life, but I've seldom seen book reviews like:

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Great idea for a book. In hard economic times, everyone is looking to cut down the cost of groceries, so eating my own ejaculate certainly helps. To think, I've been wasting good food in tissues and toilet paper for 20+ years. Every time I get hungry now, I just start jacking off. I'm accumulating more spunk than I know what to do with, My freezer looks like a winter wonderland of solid, frozen cum. I put a full-size freezer in my garage to store the stuff - I actually built a snowman out of cum! Looks just like Frosty!

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If everyone gets into this, it'll be like the wild, wild west - guys just shootin' everywhere! Loads will be flying all over - we'll all be wearing goggles to avoid losing an eye.

My concern is, where does this leave the ladies? What are they eating? They'll be even more dependent on men to give them cum to eat. If a chick squirts, is that juice edible? Is there a cookbook for vag juice?

etc etc etc

classicman · 11-23-2008, 06:45 PM

just had to do it didn't ya? couldn't just let it die. ugghhh I read it the first time and that was one time too many.

ZenGum · 11-23-2008, 07:07 PM

Just explaining to Clod...

xoxoxoBruce · 11-23-2008, 07:12 PM

They aren't book reviews. The book is a joke, (personally I think a pretty lame one, but what ever blows your skirt up) and the "reviews" are what I would expect for a lame joke book. How else would you respond to a fictitious book, but in kind?

impress · 11-23-2008, 09:48 PM

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ZenGum · 11-23-2008, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

They aren't book reviews. The book is a joke, (personally I think a pretty lame one, but what ever blows your skirt up) and the "reviews" are what I would expect for a lame joke book. How else would you respond to a fictitious book, but in kind?

WHAT? Fictitious? A joke? I would never have realised. Thanks, Bruce, you may have just saved me from a MAJOR social blunder.

Mind you, now I have to figure out something else to cook for my date this Friday.

SteveDallas · 11-23-2008, 10:06 PM

A quick google of the author's name turned this up....

11-22-2008, 10:05 AM	#6166
impress It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Irvine, California Posts: 936	http://www.flickr.com/photos/hawhawj...7605963101124/ __________________ If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.

11-22-2008, 10:09 AM	#6167
impress It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Irvine, California Posts: 936	http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212 __________________ If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.

11-22-2008, 04:50 PM	#6170
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/pict....html?image=21 __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

11-22-2008, 05:44 PM	#6171
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	So, I was sittin' in the pub one day, and this wanker says that he's a bigger football fan than me. No yer ain't, mate, I sez. Prove it, sez he..and...well... __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

11-22-2008, 11:58 PM	#6173
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Am I missing something Zen? The comments looked pretty generic to me. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

11-23-2008, 06:45 PM	#6175
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	just had to do it didn't ya? couldn't just let it die. ugghhh I read it the first time and that was one time too many. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

11-23-2008, 07:07 PM	#6176
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Just explaining to Clod... __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-23-2008, 07:12 PM	#6177
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	They aren't book reviews. The book is a joke, (personally I think a pretty lame one, but what ever blows your skirt up) and the "reviews" are what I would expect for a lame joke book. How else would you respond to a fictitious book, but in kind? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-23-2008, 09:48 PM	#6178
impress It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Irvine, California Posts: 936	__________________ If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.

11-23-2008, 10:06 PM	#6180
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	A quick google of the author's name turned this up....

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