The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 415

SteveDallas · 11-25-2008, 05:05 PM

http://asktheref.com/Soccer%20Rules/Question/20462/

http://asktheref.com/Soccer%20Rules/Question/20453/

footfootfoot · 11-25-2008, 08:27 PM

3 meters is pretty much ten feet in my book. (That's me, my brother and sister and our second cousin once removed) so it seems like blue dude was in the wrong place at the wrong time. white dude didn't seem to look twice; he must have already seen it in his mind's eye.

impress · 11-25-2008, 09:29 PM

Sundae · 11-25-2008, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman

at the instant the ball leaves the thrower's hands, some part of both feet must be on the ground.

Thank you, I stand corrected.

limey · 11-26-2008, 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Thank you, I stand corrected.

Is thaqt after the backflip?

TheMercenary · 11-26-2008, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman

For a throw-in to be legal: (a) the ball must be thrown from behind & over the head (b) it must be thrown using both hands (c) the thrower must face the field (d) at the instant the ball leaves the thrower's hands, some part of both feet must be on the ground.

An opponent must stay at least 2 meters from the thrower. Penalized by a yellow card - - - Or a friggin soccer ball thrown to the face.

Now the question come in - is it 2 meters from where the thrower started or the point from which he releases the ball. Its been a long time for me, but I believe its the line or thats what we used as the rule.

Red card trumps the yellow.

Shawnee123 · 11-26-2008, 09:38 AM

It's like the board game "Sorry."

classicman · 11-26-2008, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary

Red card trumps the yellow.

What red card? For hitting the illegally positioned player? Should never have gotten to that - The ref should have already made the call - not that they EVER call that.

Aliantha · 11-26-2008, 02:46 PM

Who cares? Soccer is boring...and growing more boring by every post.

Where's more pics????!!!! We need a subject change and fast!

glatt · 11-26-2008, 02:50 PM

Indoor skydiving

glatt · 11-26-2008, 02:52 PM

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Aliantha · 11-26-2008, 02:52 PM

Thanks glatt...now where in the world is that?

glatt · 11-26-2008, 02:59 PM

Well as it turns out, Hot Pastrami, a formerly active Dwellar, wrote all about this place in his Damn Interesting site.

It's a former blimp hangar that has been converted into a toasty tropical get-away for East Europeans.

lookout123 · 11-26-2008, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John

That is a legal throwin as both feet and both hands are on the ball at release after passing straight over the top of the head. No card should be issued. Of course he should be kicked in the cunt for using a women's throw in... but that is a different issue.

I've seen teenage girls use that throw in during competition. While they do get good distance i hate the technique (when executed properly which this isn't) - it is just one more thing for americans too laugh at while dismissing soccer as a sport.

lookout123 · 11-26-2008, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

Who cares? Soccer is boring...and growing more boring by every post.

Where's more pics????!!!! We need a subject change and fast!

There is no boring soccer, only boring people incapable of understanding soccer.

11-25-2008, 08:27 PM	#6212
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	3 meters is pretty much ten feet in my book. (That's me, my brother and sister and our second cousin once removed) so it seems like blue dude was in the wrong place at the wrong time. white dude didn't seem to look twice; he must have already seen it in his mind's eye. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

11-25-2008, 09:29 PM	#6213
impress It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Irvine, California Posts: 936	__________________ If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.

11-26-2008, 09:38 AM	#6217
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	It's like the board game "Sorry." __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

11-26-2008, 02:46 PM	#6219
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Who cares? Soccer is boring...and growing more boring by every post. Where's more pics????!!!! We need a subject change and fast! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-26-2008, 02:50 PM	#6220
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Indoor skydiving Attached Images

11-25-2008, 05:05 PM	#6211
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	http://asktheref.com/Soccer%20Rules/Question/20462/ http://asktheref.com/Soccer%20Rules/Question/20453/

11-26-2008, 02:52 PM	#6221
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	. Attached Images

11-26-2008, 02:52 PM	#6222
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Thanks glatt...now where in the world is that? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-26-2008, 02:59 PM	#6223
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Well as it turns out, Hot Pastrami, a formerly active Dwellar, wrote all about this place in his Damn Interesting site. It's a former blimp hangar that has been converted into a toasty tropical get-away for East Europeans.

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