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Old 12-06-2008, 09:07 AM   #6286
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This is one case where Don't Ask Don't Tell suits me fiiiinneee.
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Old 12-06-2008, 02:10 PM   #6287
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@impress - that was great. And actually a fairly decent performance.
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Old 12-06-2008, 02:11 PM   #6288
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If a shotgun wedding is defined as being a short notice wedding. Then what the hell would this be? Daddy just found out last night she was 8.9 months pregnant? lol
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Old 12-07-2008, 12:47 AM   #6289
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When Henry said he wanted to pork Linda, this isn't quite what he'd had in mind.
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Old 12-07-2008, 06:30 PM   #6290
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Old 12-07-2008, 06:31 PM   #6291
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Old 12-07-2008, 07:04 PM   #6292
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Look! It's a Plaxico Burress impersonator!
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Old 12-07-2008, 08:52 PM   #6293
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Is that an outtake from Heroes?
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Old 12-07-2008, 08:59 PM   #6294
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Aha! I knew I'd seen her somehwere.
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Old 12-07-2008, 09:05 PM   #6295
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I have no idea who Plaxico Burress is ... I presumed that was just a Walmart sales assistant...
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Old 12-07-2008, 09:14 PM   #6296
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The New York Giants player who shot himself in the thigh with a gun he wasn't supposed to have.
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Old 12-07-2008, 11:35 PM   #6297
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Heroes?
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Old 12-08-2008, 12:07 AM   #6298
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Old 12-08-2008, 12:08 AM   #6299
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Everyone will wear them eventually. He is just getting a head start on the rest of us.

In college a frat house held a "Depends Party" - everybody wore depends adult diapers, drank beer all night, and never got up to go to the bathroom.
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Old 12-08-2008, 12:28 AM   #6300
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My brother and some of his mates from uni used to play this beer drinking game where the next one to get up and pee had to buy the next round.

Anyway, one night they'd been drinking for hours and two of them had not gotten up once. Proceeding tackling and bullshitting revealed that the two guys had cathetarised themselves and were sporting bags of pee strapped to their inner thighs.
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