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07-19-2012, 08:57 PM
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a beautiful fool
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smart dog... but gross. probably does that because he's too fat to lick his own a hole.
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08-06-2012, 03:39 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Well, that...and it's fun.
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08-08-2012, 04:50 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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I'm embarrassed to say this did strike me funny...
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08-09-2012, 04:57 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
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It's in black and white. Very clever!
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09-20-2012, 05:02 PM
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a beautiful fool
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once you go black.....
....you're a single parent.
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09-21-2012, 10:33 AM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The ventillator
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09-26-2012, 10:49 PM
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Старый сержант
Join Date: Nov 2007
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What's harder then nailing a dead baby to a tree?
My dick while doing it. (Is there an award for the worst tasteless joke?/)
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09-26-2012, 11:19 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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09-28-2012, 03:49 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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I think I can top it.
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09-28-2012, 04:05 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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I think I'd rather you didn't.
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09-28-2012, 04:32 PM
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a beautiful fool
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So, I heard bananas are good for a healthy colon.
...yeah... apparently you're supposed to EAT 'em. 
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09-29-2012, 02:56 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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 That musta been one firm bunch o' bananas.
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09-29-2012, 03:01 PM
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polaroid of perfection
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Bananas.
For all the good they'll do you, you might as well shove them up your arse.
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10-22-2012, 09:03 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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