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Old 03-18-2009, 04:37 PM   #6856
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Old 03-18-2009, 05:12 PM   #6857
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In some cultures Flint and I would be married by now.
Would those be the cultures that believe that the punishment should fit the crime? hehehehe
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Old 03-18-2009, 05:16 PM   #6858
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I'm still stuck on the four magical tusks.......wow. Wonder if I can get a set for my man. "Honey? Can you impale me with the blue icicle looking one tonight?"
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Old 03-18-2009, 05:21 PM   #6859
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Old 03-18-2009, 11:36 PM   #6860
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I'm glad it comes with 4 magical tusks. I find that after being impaled once by one tusk, I'm usually bored and disillusioned and need a better tusk to replace it.
I knew a girl like that in High School....

Three input?
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Old 03-19-2009, 09:05 AM   #6861
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Old 03-19-2009, 09:38 AM   #6862
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I keep seeing this ad on different webpages. Does anyone else think that the color of Brenda's teeth is not her only concern? What is she, Mrs Ed?
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Old 03-19-2009, 09:52 AM   #6863
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I keep seeing this ad on different webpages. Does anyone else think that the color of Brenda's teeth is not her only concern? What is she, Mrs Ed?
"of course, of course".
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Old 03-19-2009, 03:23 PM   #6864
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Miniature ,localized gamma ray burst?
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Old 03-19-2009, 03:24 PM   #6865
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I keep seeing this ad on different webpages. Does anyone else think that the color of Brenda's teeth is not her only concern? What is she, Mrs Ed?
The upper teeth look like my wife's finger nails for God sakes!
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Old 03-19-2009, 03:42 PM   #6866
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Ewww - did they have her suckin on ashtrays before the first photos or what?
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Old 03-19-2009, 08:07 PM   #6867
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Maybe her husband doesn't want an infection when he finally does EMERGENCY SURGERY.
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Old 03-19-2009, 08:16 PM   #6868
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Learn how a mom combined 2 products to get rid of her yellow teeth...
Just guessing: toothbrush and toothpaste?
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Old 03-19-2009, 08:30 PM   #6869
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A fifth of whiskey and a glove?
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Old 03-19-2009, 10:29 PM   #6870
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Just guessing: toothbrush and toothpaste?
<-- see it works!
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