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Old 08-27-2010, 09:28 AM   #676
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If anyone besides me still used a command line, I'd turn that into a text adventure.



You are standing in your kitchen. You are hungry.

>Eat bacon

I see no bacon here.

> look around

There is a refrigerator here, a kitchen table, and a cabinet containing a grue.

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Open refridgerator, look for bacon.
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Old 08-28-2010, 03:41 PM   #677
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No little skinny bacon.
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Old 08-28-2010, 05:12 PM   #678
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If anyone besides me still used a command line, I'd turn that into a text adventure.



You are standing in your kitchen. You are hungry.

>Eat bacon

I see no bacon here.

> look around

There is a refrigerator here, a kitchen table, and a cabinet containing a grue.

>
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Open refridgerator, look for bacon.
> WTF is a grue?
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Old 08-28-2010, 05:13 PM   #679
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Unicorn feeding bacon to pigs.
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Old 08-28-2010, 05:17 PM   #680
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Bacon or beer can?
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Old 08-28-2010, 10:11 PM   #681
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Unicorns and porcine cannibalism? I love it!
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Old 08-29-2010, 02:07 PM   #682
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Unicorns and porcine cannibalism? I love it!
Correction: GAY unicorns and porcine cannibalism. AWESOME.
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Old 08-29-2010, 04:24 PM   #683
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> WTF is a grue?
> WTF is a grue?

The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.
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Old 08-30-2010, 02:11 AM   #684
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Is there a season on them there grues? And do I need a special permit?
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Old 08-30-2010, 04:22 AM   #685
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Old 09-15-2010, 09:29 PM   #686
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Vilhelm Lillefläsk's Squeez Bacon® is fully cooked 100% bacon. Due to the patented electro-mechanical process by which Squeez Bacon® is rendered, it requires no preservatives or other additives. Each serving is as healthy as real bacon, and equivalent to 4 premium slices of bacon!
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Old 09-16-2010, 12:43 PM   #687
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A bottle of bacon, a can of cheese, and thou!
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Old 09-16-2010, 12:45 PM   #688
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Oh Beauregaard, you're such a romantic.
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Old 10-21-2010, 07:10 PM   #689
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baconpalooza?
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Old 10-24-2010, 08:48 AM   #690
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