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Old 06-27-2009, 10:14 PM   #7291
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Old 06-27-2009, 10:34 PM   #7292
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I know I have a hard time getting out of bed in the morning but I don't need this. Maybe for other activities!
The most unusual alarm clock I've seen
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Old 06-27-2009, 10:41 PM   #7293
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CG I don't think this is the thread to be posting what you say in bed
Then stop listening at the door.
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Old 06-28-2009, 12:13 AM   #7294
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Old 06-28-2009, 01:16 AM   #7295
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Here's a new phrase - "He shit a midget."
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Old 06-28-2009, 01:45 AM   #7296
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Old 06-28-2009, 01:51 AM   #7297
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Old 06-28-2009, 01:57 AM   #7298
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He should have a doctor look at that.
If your junk is shaped like that, you got a problem.
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Old 06-28-2009, 06:01 AM   #7299
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Is that The Cellar chat window open on that laptop?
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Old 06-28-2009, 10:36 AM   #7300
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Is that The Cellar chat window open on that laptop?
Hahahhaha...open to "What's mildly irritating you today?"
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Old 06-28-2009, 04:20 PM   #7301
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I sensed a wrong thread post. Kinda.
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Old 06-28-2009, 04:36 PM   #7302
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Tongue in cheek...fair enough, but what is it doing on an instructions website?

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Old 06-28-2009, 04:41 PM   #7303
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RE: Merc's post. Carry on.
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Old 06-28-2009, 07:44 PM   #7304
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That's got to be a scam the scammer shot. We had threads about this...
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Old 06-28-2009, 08:34 PM   #7305
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I know I have a hard time getting out of bed in the morning but I don't need this. Maybe for other activities!
The most unusual alarm clock I've seen
There's so much wrong here it's hard to know where to start:

1) there's no way a woman would ever sleep with him in that bed - even without the "clock".

2) He's still in Mom's basement, so point 1) is moot.

3) But if he sold that as a sex aid, he might have something going.
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