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Old 03-03-2019, 12:58 PM   #781
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I love seeing pics of Bennie. ...
Pepé Le Pew would fall in love with Benny.
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Old 03-03-2019, 01:10 PM   #782
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What did you make today?

I made breakfast.
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Old 03-06-2019, 01:00 AM   #783
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Not pictured is mess of a work bench behind me with nowhere to put tools and no vise.
I wish I could come over to your house sometime to play.
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Old 03-06-2019, 07:51 AM   #784
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Old 03-07-2019, 03:54 PM   #785
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Just made a big dish of meat/cheese enchiladas, using a recipe I found online and doctored up.



The picture doesn't do them justice. They were pretty tasty (and super easy).
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Old 03-07-2019, 04:03 PM   #786
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You are a cruel cruel woman. drool
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Old 03-07-2019, 06:29 PM   #787
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Old 03-07-2019, 07:22 PM   #788
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Thank you! Now imagine them with a little sour cteam, guac, and chopped green onions on top.
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Old 03-07-2019, 07:25 PM   #789
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Yes. I am evil.
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Old 03-08-2019, 02:09 PM   #790
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Oh, you ain't evil. You're just a hot chick that can cook.

Come to think of it, that does sound like the debbil's work.
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Old 03-09-2019, 01:20 PM   #791
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Today, I think I'll make grilled kielbasa with fried potatoes and sauerkraut. MMmmm. Comfort food!

Pics later, if I remember. Right now, I need to go let some goats out of their pen. No rest for the wicked!
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Old 03-09-2019, 01:33 PM   #792
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No good place to put this, so I'mma just leave it here.

Mr. Clod bought a new table saw. Big ol' fucker, I don't even know how many hundreds of pounds. Instructions said "it ships on its side for safety, here's how to properly maneuver it into a vertical position once the freight guy unloads it from the truck--you know, with his ramps and his dolly and all that professional jazz."

Except it wasn't delivered, it was put into the back of Mr. Clod's truck at the woodshop. So he got home, then asked himself, "Hmm, how am I going to transfer this down 4 feet to the ground? Because I do not have ramps or a commercial dolly, etc." Neighbor swung by, said he'd help, but the thing turned out to be far heavier than either anticipated, and they barely got it moved laterally over to the top of the work bench before becoming dangerously tired. They set it down to rest, and the neighbor said, "Cool, that was fun, gotta go."

Next thing I know, he texts me from the garage for help. I come out to find the damn thing suspended with ratchet straps from the fucking ceiling, the corners barely holding on.

Long story short, it got lowered down to the ground and is fine now. But goddamn. I can't believe I'm still not a widow by now.
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Old 03-09-2019, 02:03 PM   #793
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Bullshit. Y'all got a sex swing dintchya?
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Old 03-09-2019, 04:06 PM   #794
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ratcheting straps are great for tightening things slowly and incrementally, but loosening them, they let go all at once. How did he get it down?
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Old 03-09-2019, 04:08 PM   #795
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Lunch:

Chicken salad sammy with crushed walnuts
Cucumber slices
Jalepeno Kettle chips
Mandarin orange wedges



Oh, and Jack Daniels and Diet Coke.
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