The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 544

xoxoxoBruce · 03-27-2010, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirell nutkin

Those legs go all the way to the ground!

Yeah, but they also make an ass out of themselves.

Glinda · 03-28-2010, 11:42 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eNlFR5NP18

Gravdigr · 03-28-2010, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

...they are embedded very deeply in the wood. At least an inch deep. Maybe two. When you throw a knife for real into a board, it will only stick in about a quarter inch at most.

We get drunk and throw knives at trees (and lumber). We routinely do better than two inches. With our knives. In the wood. But, then again we're not accurate. We're drunk (and having a blast).

Before the bitching starts, NO, we cannot stick the knife tip through a 2x4. Hell, we can't see a 2x4 most of the time.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-28-2010, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

We get drunk and throw knives at trees (and lumber). We routinely do better than two inches.

I don't believe it.

And if you could, you wouldn't be able to pull it out.

Quote:

Before the bitching starts, NO, we cannot stick the knife tip through a 2x4.

A 2x4 (6,8,10,12) is only an inch and a half.

Gravdigr · 03-28-2010, 08:35 PM

Taint easy. We be heavin'.

lumberjim · 03-28-2010, 09:11 PM

video or it never happened

Gravdigr · 03-28-2010, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

video or it never happened

Wait for warmer weather...

Meanwhile...There are these.

squirell nutkin · 03-29-2010, 12:07 AM

there's a video of a dude cutting a 2x4 by throwing a saw blade. Was that from you xoBruce?

Did snopes weigh in?

xoxoxoBruce · 03-29-2010, 12:11 AM

Yeah, fake.

squirell nutkin · 03-29-2010, 09:30 AM

So probably that guy didn't hypnotize that squirell with his sensuous and god-like trombone playing...

spudcon · 03-29-2010, 11:21 PM

The guy with the trombone wasn't hypnotizing the squirrel, he was clearing out the spit valve on a him. Trombone boy had just finished him off by convincing Mr Squirrel that the warnings on plastic bags are lies, so squirrels won't stick their faces in them to get the wisdom that ducks have. Look close, you'll see the plastic.

Gravdigr · 03-30-2010, 03:32 AM

Ladies, do you ever have that 'not-so-fresh' feeling?

Gravdigr · 03-30-2010, 03:35 AM

And, in case you find yourself in need of such a thing, there's this:

ZenGum · 03-30-2010, 03:40 AM

The onion. Wow.

But ... Dr Willcox?

OB · 03-31-2010, 12:44 AM

Edit: Found a 2nd image

03-28-2010, 11:42 AM	#8147
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03-28-2010, 08:35 PM	#8150
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Taint easy. We be heavin'. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-28-2010, 09:11 PM	#8151
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	video or it never happened __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-29-2010, 12:07 AM	#8153
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	there's a video of a dude cutting a 2x4 by throwing a saw blade. Was that from you xoBruce? Did snopes weigh in? __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

03-29-2010, 12:11 AM	#8154
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Yeah, fake. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-29-2010, 09:30 AM	#8155
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	So probably that guy didn't hypnotize that squirell with his sensuous and god-like trombone playing... __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

03-29-2010, 11:21 PM	#8156
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	The guy with the trombone wasn't hypnotizing the squirrel, he was clearing out the spit valve on a him. Trombone boy had just finished him off by convincing Mr Squirrel that the warnings on plastic bags are lies, so squirrels won't stick their faces in them to get the wisdom that ducks have. Look close, you'll see the plastic. __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

03-30-2010, 03:32 AM	#8157
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03-30-2010, 03:35 AM	#8158
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	And, in case you find yourself in need of such a thing, there's this: Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-30-2010, 03:40 AM	#8159
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03-31-2010, 12:44 AM	#8160
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