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captainhook455 · 11-06-2016, 11:19 AM

I agree with most of what you said except I think men admire what they have. Boat, car and motorcycle. Women look my way when parking the Avalanche then old fat man with cane gets out.

tarheel

xoxoxoBruce · 11-06-2016, 11:28 AM

The last few years before I retired, I noticed how many people arrived at work and limped for at least three steps exiting their car.

captainhook455 · 11-06-2016, 12:17 PM

A little hitch in our step eh? That started when I was about 55. Then a hernia, artery, another hernia blah blah. I told my doctor that I had a fun wild life and now he has to rebuild me. The truth is that motorcycle out in the shed is what keeps me from becoming a statue. I just realized my wife has been talking to me while I write this and I have no clue what she talking about. Ha ha ha

tarheel

xoxoxoBruce · 11-06-2016, 02:46 PM

Yeah, hitch in the gitalong. Just keep nodding yes, she's going to do what she wants anyway. Oh and lay your wallet on the table. If she starts out the door with it, holler pick me up some hand cream.

captainhook455 · 11-06-2016, 06:30 PM

The internet is a wonderful thing. I can get firstcousinsex.com in the morning and killyourwife.com in the afternoon. Goldbond powder works just as good.

tarheel

captainhook455 · 11-07-2016, 02:00 PM

I have great news. The surgeon does not have to do my left carotid artery. All tests show that side is almost brand new looking. Took me off the plavix and back on 81mg aspirin. Funny thing I texted LJ first.

tarheel

xoxoxoBruce · 11-07-2016, 02:18 PM

You just wanted to dash his hopes you wouldn't fuck up his wedding.

Seriously though, that's great news, you made my day.

glatt · 11-07-2016, 02:25 PM

Excellent!

captainhook455 · 11-07-2016, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

You just wanted to dash his hopes you wouldn't fuck up his wedding.

2:
Seriously though, that's great news, you made my day.

You mean like eat a large can of pork and beans before the wedding or a couple of Big Macs or wear orange sneakers with a black tux or hang a qt zip lock of sugar on the bumper or put a banana in the tailpipe. You mean that kind of phuck up?

tarheel

captainhook455 · 11-07-2016, 02:45 PM

Oh dead. I get it now. I would go up there and be on the honeymoon night in spirit. Like giving instructions. Since I plan to be alive at the wedding then I would probably wouldn't be welcomed on the honeymoon unless I really wanted to die.

tarheel

lumberjim · 11-07-2016, 02:46 PM

I think I know where everything goes anyway

captainhook455 · 11-07-2016, 04:11 PM

What's that sound that Lurch made? I am not much to look at now, but once I was the best on the eastern seaboard. I never did the basket thing though.

tarheel

Gravdigr · 11-07-2016, 09:23 PM

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...or wear orange sneakers with a black tux...

My buddy's daughter got married, and all the guys in the wedding wore a black tuxedo with red Chuck Taylor All Stars.

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captainhook455 · 11-08-2016, 09:42 AM

How can one explain a friendship with a man I have never met. It is the highlight of my day to text with LJ. Come spring I hope to shake his big paw. I don't know about a hug as he like 7' or 8' tall and I don't want to be that close to his belt buckle. Lol.

tarheel

DanaC · 11-08-2016, 06:09 PM

Holy crap, I missed the proposal, the preproposal jitters and the euphoria of acceptance.

Jim - so pleased for you both. Seriously, my dear, I am made up for you. I am sitting here catching up on this thread with the biggest smile.

Congratulations.

11-06-2016, 11:28 AM	#857
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The last few years before I retired, I noticed how many people arrived at work and limped for at least three steps exiting their car. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-06-2016, 02:46 PM	#859
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Yeah, hitch in the gitalong. Just keep nodding yes, she's going to do what she wants anyway. Oh and lay your wallet on the table. If she starts out the door with it, holler pick me up some hand cream. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-07-2016, 02:18 PM	#862
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	You just wanted to dash his hopes you wouldn't fuck up his wedding. Seriously though, that's great news, you made my day. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-07-2016, 02:46 PM	#866
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I think I know where everything goes anyway __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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11-06-2016, 11:19 AM	#856
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	I agree with most of what you said except I think men admire what they have. Boat, car and motorcycle. Women look my way when parking the Avalanche then old fat man with cane gets out. tarheel

11-06-2016, 12:17 PM	#858
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	A little hitch in our step eh? That started when I was about 55. Then a hernia, artery, another hernia blah blah. I told my doctor that I had a fun wild life and now he has to rebuild me. The truth is that motorcycle out in the shed is what keeps me from becoming a statue. I just realized my wife has been talking to me while I write this and I have no clue what she talking about. Ha ha ha tarheel

11-06-2016, 06:30 PM	#860
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	The internet is a wonderful thing. I can get firstcousinsex.com in the morning and killyourwife.com in the afternoon. Goldbond powder works just as good. tarheel

11-07-2016, 02:00 PM	#861
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	I have great news. The surgeon does not have to do my left carotid artery. All tests show that side is almost brand new looking. Took me off the plavix and back on 81mg aspirin. Funny thing I texted LJ first. tarheel

11-07-2016, 02:25 PM	#863
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Excellent!

11-07-2016, 02:45 PM	#865
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	Oh dead. I get it now. I would go up there and be on the honeymoon night in spirit. Like giving instructions. Since I plan to be alive at the wedding then I would probably wouldn't be welcomed on the honeymoon unless I really wanted to die. tarheel

11-07-2016, 04:11 PM	#867
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	What's that sound that Lurch made? I am not much to look at now, but once I was the best on the eastern seaboard. I never did the basket thing though. tarheel

11-08-2016, 09:42 AM	#869
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	How can one explain a friendship with a man I have never met. It is the highlight of my day to text with LJ. Come spring I hope to shake his big paw. I don't know about a hug as he like 7' or 8' tall and I don't want to be that close to his belt buckle. Lol. tarheel

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