The Meaningless Drunk Thread - Page 6

Aliantha · 10-21-2006, 08:10 AM

I have some trivia for you.

Did you know that guys love it when you cough while they're doing you? Apparently cause all your muscles tense up when you do it, it increases their pleasure.

My advice: Lay off the ecchineacia (sp?)

Sun_Sparkz · 10-21-2006, 08:10 AM

have you ever been to the opera? i saw The Mikado years ago at the Syd Opera House. was so cool. i'm hanging to go to another one - but i want to see a more rock type one. operatic rock ya know

Sun_Sparkz · 10-21-2006, 08:11 AM

why not just tense your muscles for them anyway? without the hacked up fleghm on their chest?

Aliantha · 10-21-2006, 08:12 AM

well you can do that too...lol but there's nothing that compares to uncontrolled spasms apparently. lol That's what they tell me anyway...I wouldn't really know.

I'm a virgin.

DucksNuts · 10-21-2006, 08:13 AM

The clenching works, but the coughing is MORE effective apparently.

DucksNuts · 10-21-2006, 08:13 AM

*cough*bullshit*cough*

Sun_Sparkz · 10-21-2006, 08:13 AM

haha sure. so am i.

bet your kids have got some questions to be answered then!

Aliantha · 10-21-2006, 08:14 AM

An angel came to me and said...

DucksNuts · 10-21-2006, 08:14 AM

..whats the criteria for *born again* these days?

Aliantha · 10-21-2006, 08:16 AM

Same as always...there is none. Just say, "I accept Jesus Christ as my saviour and God as the Father" and bob's your uncle.

Sun_Sparkz · 10-21-2006, 08:16 AM

you get laid.

Sun_Sparkz · 10-21-2006, 08:17 AM

Get it - laid. like an egg. born again.

oh god i kill myself i'm so funny

DucksNuts · 10-21-2006, 08:17 AM

you are a cheap drunk :p

Aliantha · 10-21-2006, 08:17 AM

lol...how's that midori going down?

Sun_Sparkz · 10-21-2006, 08:20 AM

its like a honey melon. i have no lemonade. only passiona. it tastes like shiat

10-21-2006, 08:10 AM	#76
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I have some trivia for you. Did you know that guys love it when you cough while they're doing you? Apparently cause all your muscles tense up when you do it, it increases their pleasure. My advice: Lay off the ecchineacia (sp?) __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-21-2006, 08:10 AM	#77
Sun_Sparkz Has Body Temperature Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I come from a land downunder Posts: 1,105	have you ever been to the opera? i saw The Mikado years ago at the Syd Opera House. was so cool. i'm hanging to go to another one - but i want to see a more rock type one. operatic rock ya know __________________ We'll never be as young as we are right now

10-21-2006, 08:11 AM	#78
Sun_Sparkz Has Body Temperature Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I come from a land downunder Posts: 1,105	why not just tense your muscles for them anyway? without the hacked up fleghm on their chest? __________________ We'll never be as young as we are right now

10-21-2006, 08:12 AM	#79
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	well you can do that too...lol but there's nothing that compares to uncontrolled spasms apparently. lol That's what they tell me anyway...I wouldn't really know. I'm a virgin. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-21-2006, 08:13 AM	#82
Sun_Sparkz Has Body Temperature Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I come from a land downunder Posts: 1,105	haha sure. so am i. bet your kids have got some questions to be answered then! __________________ We'll never be as young as we are right now

10-21-2006, 08:13 AM	#80
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	The clenching works, but the coughing is MORE effective apparently.

10-21-2006, 08:14 AM	#83
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	An angel came to me and said... __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-21-2006, 08:16 AM	#85
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Same as always...there is none. Just say, "I accept Jesus Christ as my saviour and God as the Father" and bob's your uncle. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-21-2006, 08:16 AM	#86
Sun_Sparkz Has Body Temperature Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I come from a land downunder Posts: 1,105	you get laid. __________________ We'll never be as young as we are right now

10-21-2006, 08:17 AM	#87
Sun_Sparkz Has Body Temperature Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I come from a land downunder Posts: 1,105	Get it - laid. like an egg. born again. oh god i kill myself i'm so funny __________________ We'll never be as young as we are right now

10-21-2006, 08:17 AM	#89
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	lol...how's that midori going down? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-21-2006, 08:20 AM	#90
Sun_Sparkz Has Body Temperature Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I come from a land downunder Posts: 1,105	its like a honey melon. i have no lemonade. only passiona. it tastes like shiat __________________ We'll never be as young as we are right now

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