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#76 |
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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My paperclips are screwing. In all positions.
I hate it that my paperclips are getting more action than I am.
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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![]() I just looked at my paperclips. You're right! ![]()
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#78 |
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yeah, they're like teenagers. horny little buggers who spend all night screwing, and then look at you in the morning all innocent, like, "what?"
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Puh, I'm on to them! Don't even get me started on the binder clips!
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this has disturbing implications for cross-species mating!
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Next thing someone is going to start a thread demanding tough legislation and anti-marriage laws for paper clips and binder clips. They're all clips; what does the color of their coating or their metal orientation have to do with anything? It's hard enough to find love in the, er...drawer.
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special news report: "Office Supplies caught in sex scandal!"
Seriously, though, those binder clips can be used as sex toys, ya know. Seriously.
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
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I think my toxic feet have finally ruined my fake Crocs.
I washed the shoes carefully last night, and had clean, talcum powdered feet fresh from the bath this morning - by midday there was already a sour tang of vinegar in the shop, coming from the region of my feet. They must have become impregnated with the smell. I am only still alive because I've become immune to it over the years.
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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I can't find any of mine. I think they must've slunk off behind the desk.....
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okay, I'm not really upset about this, but: Why does PC Magazine have the buggiest, slowest site around? Pretty ironic.
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OMG! I think I've been flamed! Where's the fire extinguisher! ![]()
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they've run away from home because you don't approve and they HATE you!
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Bitchy Little Brat
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Queensland, Australia
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I cant breathe through my nose and I have snot...LOADSSSSSS of snot
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Soul Duck
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: over here
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I'm cramping and everybody pisses me off. And I hate TV!
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Esnohplad Semaj Ton
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: A little south of sanity
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She finally had to go home today. Three-and-a-half days . . . now *sniff* the same amount of time apart.
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