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10-05-2008, 12:33 PM
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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I had that yesterday (mostly)
Today I had to limp to the supermarket in the rain to buy a gluten free cake for a colleague's birthday tomorrow. Still, it was wonderful to wake up at 08.15 and know I could sleep in as late as I wanted (I usually leave the house at 09.30) Sadly, my remarkable heartburn made staying in bed uncomfortable. But at least I bought some antacids at the shop, and will have them ready tomorrow morning! And I do have 17 days off to organise before March next year. I see soem sleepy days ahead in me new house (working Mum and school age boy)
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10-06-2008, 01:25 PM
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Looking forward to open mic night.
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: New Mexico
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Heh. "The Onion" is making me laugh despite myself.
 lol'z!! It appears that I am doomed to repeat history...I got this letter in my e-mail followed by this link: http://www.theonion.com/content/index
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10-06-2008, 02:12 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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That is awesome, Cic. It won't let me copy/paste but there are so many funnies in there I wish I could. These leapt out at me:
40,000 Pounds of Slave have been loft at sea. And in the Twenty Top-Most Books in Print: The Thoufands Upon Thoufands of The Mohicans. 
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10-07-2008, 12:10 PM
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lives inside a Mobius strip
Join Date: Dec 2007
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Most users ever online was 1,719, 09-30-2007 at 10:10 AM.
I occupy idle minutes of my day wondering what inspired 1,719 Cellar users to be online on that date and time. I should get back to work on my perpetual motion machine, shouldn't I? 
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10-07-2008, 12:29 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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If I recall correctly, the Foam Test IotD saw the most users at any time on the Cellar.
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10-11-2008, 04:44 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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When costumes go wrong
OMG. This made me laugh! Be sure to scroll down to find out what teh kittehs really think.
http://www.who-sucks.com/animals/jap...mare-come-true
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10-11-2008, 07:00 PM
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Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Central Tennessee
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-falls off the desk chair laughing- OMFG!!!! First off... Hello Kitty costumes for cats. No, I take that back... first off, COSTUMES for cats. You will be eviscerated. Secondly... Hello Kitty? Um, HELLO!! it's already a kitty. And thirdly... you will be eviscerated (especially going by the looks on some of those cats' faces!)
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10-11-2008, 07:40 PM
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Are you knock-kneed?
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Middle Hoosierland
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 Stop!!! I’m a dog!! |
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10-11-2008, 07:59 PM
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Looking forward to open mic night.
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: New Mexico
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So. Who is treasenauk, what does the anagram spell, and why haven't I seen "the lj quiz"?.....I'm just confused.
 Hi Treasenauk! Welcome.
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10-11-2008, 08:13 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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oooh, I had to look up that "foam test" thing. funny!
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10-11-2008, 08:39 PM
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Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Central Tennessee
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Thanks for the welcome, Cicero! Treasenuak is... HAH! Too complicated for mere mortals to comprehend!
Nah... I'm separated (getting a divorce), single mother, and into all kinds of kink. For details or further information, ask
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10-11-2008, 09:02 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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kink, yay!
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10-11-2008, 09:22 PM
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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Hello Kitty is a force of evil. It must be stopped.
It has already infiltrated every aspect of life in Japan, with over 20,000 different HK branded items available... pencil cases, toasters, vehicle exhaust pipe tips, sewing machines, even (now sadly discontinued) a vibrator. The End Times are nigh.
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10-12-2008, 11:26 AM
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Looking forward to open mic night.
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: New Mexico
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Quote:
I'm a big girl and can handle it.
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10-14-2008, 04:59 PM
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lives inside a Mobius strip
Join Date: Dec 2007
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With tiles like these, I could really make big words in Scrabble! I know it's silly but I want them. Dear Santa...
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