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03-20-2011, 11:52 AM | #9031 | |
The future is unwritten
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03-21-2011, 03:05 PM | #9032 |
Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB.
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03-21-2011, 03:23 PM | #9033 |
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03-22-2011, 12:04 PM | #9034 |
Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB.
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03-22-2011, 12:22 PM | #9035 |
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My heart skipped a beat.
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03-22-2011, 01:30 PM | #9036 |
Touring the facilities
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03-22-2011, 01:36 PM | #9037 |
To shreds, you say?
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is that a joke referencing some event at the tim tam factory?
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03-22-2011, 02:33 PM | #9038 |
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This sounds like my kind of fun:
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03-22-2011, 04:48 PM | #9039 |
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Well, with "The DirtyGirls Presents"...I thought this was gonna be my kinda fun...But then I got to the "Butt-Pounding Fun" and thought:
"Shel, you're on your on..."
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03-23-2011, 11:31 AM | #9040 |
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03-23-2011, 11:43 AM | #9041 |
To shreds, you say?
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One day, Bill comes home from the pickle factory where he works and confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests he see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill says he’d be too embarrassed, and he vows to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill comes home absolutely ashen.
"What’s wrong, Bill?" his wife asks. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn’t." "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh... she got fired too."
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03-23-2011, 12:29 PM | #9042 |
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03-25-2011, 02:59 AM | #9043 |
Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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what gives with this sign? is it giving directions to the local ho?
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03-25-2011, 10:31 AM | #9044 |
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You can't have a clousta fuck without a clousta twat.
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03-25-2011, 03:43 PM | #9045 |
Nearly done.
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Most of the place names on Shetland are Norse in origin.
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