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Old 10-15-2012, 06:39 PM   #916
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My friend's cow orkers (several) didn't know the meaning of the phrase "as the crow flies".
the human race is not going to survive, you know that ... just wait, it'll be all of us oldsters who save the world in the zombie apocalypse ...

at least we'll know where, how, and as the crow flies
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Old 10-15-2012, 07:56 PM   #917
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On a recent hike, there was a sign that said our campsite was 1/4 mile away. I had noticed just a day before that the kids today read that differently than I do, so I did a little experiment and asked everyone going by what the sign said.

All the dads told me the campsite was a quarter mile away.

All the boys told me it was one fourth of a mile away.

I thought that was interesting, and I still do.
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Old 10-15-2012, 08:21 PM   #918
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Fools! Two furlongs is two furlongs!
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Old 10-19-2012, 04:47 PM   #919
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Foots! Two footlongs is two footlongs.
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Old 10-30-2012, 09:35 AM   #920
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A student was in T's office and I told E: I think it's really nice of Scatman Crothers to stop in to talk to T for a while. (He sounded like him.)

Blank look. Well, she's young.

Then M (aka self-proclaimed end-all be-all expert on all things pop culture) comes along. He'll get it.

Blank look.

WHAAAAAAA? Hong Kong Phooey? The Shining? Twilight Zone: The Movie? Chico and the freaking MAN?

Sigh. Youngsters.

Scatman is IN DA HOUSE!
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Old 10-31-2012, 11:42 AM   #921
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Yuma Sun

11/1/12

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Two men attempting to enter the United States illegally were thwarted
when their SUV got stuck on top of the border fence early Tuesday morning
20 miles west of Yuma.
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Old 10-31-2012, 03:29 PM   #922
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Good link.
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Old 10-31-2012, 03:56 PM   #923
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Thanks, XOB.
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Old 11-01-2012, 09:50 PM   #924
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You know, I reckon two blokes so car-dependent and lazy as to treat the border fence as a drive-through ... are practically Americans already. let 'em in!
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Old 11-02-2012, 09:21 AM   #925
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Shut up.
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Old 11-03-2012, 05:29 AM   #926
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That I was somehow banned from the cellar for the day.
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Old 11-03-2012, 10:03 AM   #927
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Yup Ali got caught in the net I set up to catch Chinese spammers. I took the entire net down to let her back in - because we don't need it now due to Akismet, and the special registration question about the tallest mountain in the world.
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Old 11-03-2012, 10:51 AM   #928
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I had no idea Ali was chinese!
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Old 11-03-2012, 06:39 PM   #929
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....and the special registration question about the tallest mountain in the world.
From sea level or base to tip?
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Old 11-05-2012, 09:21 AM   #930
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Robo-shills®



We've secretly replaced once seemingly normal folks with robotic agents. Let's see if anyone notices.
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