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Old 07-24-2011, 09:27 AM   #9331
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No, "go down on" is banned. Sheesh, they gave you a list.


"I'm going to take a dump in the johns. I'd like a chick to go down on me sing to my salami and wipe my crack"

Much more family friendly.
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Old 07-24-2011, 10:23 AM   #9332
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From Patton OSwalt's "Werewolves and Lollipops" Clean Filth

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Old 07-24-2011, 04:38 PM   #9333
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Old 07-24-2011, 07:47 PM   #9334
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This picture was in the paper this morning. Dude was trying to capture a jaguar terrorizing an Indian village. Makes me glad the worst we have around here is bunnies.
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'Crazed Hare' Attacks Austrian Couple

An elderly Austrian woman required hospital treatment after being attacked by what was described as a 'crazed hare.' Police were forced to shoot the rampaging beast before it could hurt anybody else.
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Old 07-25-2011, 04:54 AM   #9335
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Look at ze bonez!!
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Old 07-25-2011, 06:52 AM   #9336
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'Crazed Hare' Attacks Austrian Couple

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An elderly Austrian woman required hospital treatment after being attacked by what was described as a 'crazed hare.' Police were forced to shoot the rampaging beast before it could hurt anybody else.
Ok. I'll do it. Here goes:

(ahem)

I guess she got a wild hare.
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Old 07-25-2011, 09:19 AM   #9337
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Old 07-25-2011, 09:34 AM   #9338
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So the anchor can still say:

"I'm going to take a dump in the johns. I'd like a chick to go down on me and wipe my crack"
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Old 07-25-2011, 07:10 PM   #9339
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Sprinkles. I love eating sprinkles.

Have you met Sprinkles?
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Old 07-25-2011, 09:35 PM   #9340
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Sprinkles. I love eating sprinkles.

Have you met Sprinkles?
I could do that. I could totally do that. I sense a DIY project, for a different thread, of course.
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Old 07-26-2011, 07:29 AM   #9341
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Heh, oughta be fairly easy:

Step 1. Lick her aaallllllll over, reeeeaaaaaallllllllll good;

Step 2. Roll her in sprinkles.

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Old 07-26-2011, 01:51 PM   #9342
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lissen honey, the crazy photoshop blue eyes and the covered in sprinkles thing ain't hiding the fact that you got Jimmy Durante's nose. And, no you can't eat crackers in bed, those sprinkles are bad enough.
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Old 07-26-2011, 05:36 PM   #9343
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Nose? that's just *more* sprinkles man.
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Old 07-27-2011, 03:38 PM   #9344
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I could do that. I could totally do that. I sense a DIY project, for a different thread, of course.
Haaaa.... careful there.
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Old 07-27-2011, 05:47 PM   #9345
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right. wouldn't want to chip a tooth or something.
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