The 'What the fuck!' thread

[GunMaster357]

Makes me wonder about the sanity of some people...

[Lamplighter]

Reminds me of the Buffalo Children's Pediatric Intensive Care center where the door opposite the elevator had a sign:

"Premature Infant Exchange Center"

... where they performed blood transfusions

[classicman]

lol - I read that TWICE as Buffalo Chicken's ...

Can you tell I'm hungry?

[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by GunMaster357

Makes me wonder about the sanity of some people...

I was just thinking about the film Delicatessen and a tiny visual pun I caught in the background. At least I think it was a pun.

There was a sign "Defense d' Afficher" on the wall near the butcher's shop. Someone ahd scratched out letters so it read "Defense d' A ché"

Which I assumed would read the same as hacher.

I felt quite proud considering I never took French in school

[BigV]

I was minding my own business today, trolling around my Netflix account. The site claimed to have some suggestions for me. One of the sections was "Thrillers", but only offered one choice "Notorious". Fine. But there was a little doodad saying "Rate more thrillers for more suggestions", so I clicked it. Lots of thumbnails came up and I had the option to rate them on a five star scale. Ok, I rated a handful of them, and it would ask a follow up question about how frequently I watched "xyz style" movies like the title I'd just rated, never, sometimes or often. I found Alfred Hitchcock's "Rope" on this page, I have seen it and I loved it (it's notable for the style in which it was made seemingly done in one long continuous shot). So I rated it five stars.

Then the following follow up question appeared:

How often do you watch Gay and Lesbians like Rope?

Never
Sometimes
Often

WTF?

Was it the rope or the cock in Hitchcock? Or just the crack they're smokin? :LOL2:

[Lamplighter]

I could see a connection if you had clicked on "Rooster Cogburn"

[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by BigV

I was minding my own business today, trolling around my Netflix account. The site claimed to have some suggestions for me. One of the sections was "Thrillers", but only offered one choice "Notorious". Fine. But there was a little doodad saying "Rate more thrillers for more suggestions", so I clicked it. Lots of thumbnails came up and I had the option to rate them on a five star scale. Ok, I rated a handful of them, and it would ask a follow up question about how frequently I watched "xyz style" movies like the title I'd just rated, never, sometimes or often. I found Alfred Hitchcock's "Rope" on this page, I have seen it and I loved it (it's notable for the style in which it was made seemingly done in one long continuous shot). So I rated it five stars.

Then the following follow up question appeared:



WTF?

Was it the rope or the cock in Hitchcock? Or just the crack they're smokin? :LOL2:

It was all the cookies you hadn't cleared

[glatt]

FB lately has been recommending friends that for the life of me I can find no connection to. No mutual friends. No education, work, or cities in common. It makes no sense. When I click on their names to see who the fuck they are, I see that they have like 25 friends. It's not like it's some famous person with thousands of people following them.

[Sundae]

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Does ham go well with roasted monkey nuts?

I don't get it.
Do you not call them monkey nuts over there?
I've been buying them to feed the squirrels since I was about 7.

[Sundae]

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

I was just thinking about the film Delicatessen and a tiny visual pun I caught in the background. At least I think it was a pun.

There was a sign "Defense d' Afficher" on the wall near the butcher's shop. Someone ahd scratched out letters so it read "Defense d' A ché"

Which I assumed would read the same as hacher.

I felt quite proud considering I never took French in school

Help those of us out that don't get it?
I know what Defense d' Afficher means.

Defense d' A ché?
Nope.

I watched Delicatessen until my video warped.
I wasn't so good with detail then though.
These days I'm all about the background and (sadly) continuity errors...

[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by Sundae

Help those of us out that don't get it?
I know what Defense d' Afficher means.

Defense d' A ché?
Nope.

I watched Delicatessen until my video warped.
I wasn't so good with detail then though.
These days I'm all about the background and (sadly) continuity errors...

Ground beef is Boeuf haché, so I read the graffitti as meaning something like "Don't chop up [people]"

Maybe Gunmaster can weigh in.

[glatt]

Originally Posted by glatt

FB lately has been recommending friends that for the life of me I can find no connection to. No mutual friends. No education, work, or cities in common. It makes no sense. When I click on their names to see who the fuck they are, I see that they have like 25 friends. It's not like it's some famous person with thousands of people following them.

I was curious what was going on, so I expanded the "People you may know" list to look at everyone. For the majority of people, I have friends in common, so that makes sense. But there are about a dozen people who have no obvious link to me. I noticed many of them are from Woodford County High Scool in Kentucky. It wasn't until I saw Rob Cockerham show up as someone that I might know that I figured out what was happening. These are people who have e-mailed me on Gmail. All these kids in Kentucky get me mixed up with their teacher, who has the exact same name as me, and a similar Gmail address. They have all e-mailed their homework to me in the past. And I have had an email exchange with Rob Cockerham. They must have all used that "Search your e-mail addresses to look for people you may know" feature on FB, and they declined the suggestion from FB that I'm their friend, but now FB is checking with me to see if we are friends.

All very weird.

[BigV]

you're being fertilized to encourage more vigorous growth, you content crop, you.

[GunMaster357]

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Ground beef is Boeuf haché, so I read the graffitti as meaning something like "Don't chop up [people]"

Maybe Gunmaster can weigh in.

Although I'm not a fan of that movie, it's the correct meaning.

And ground beef is what we use for "Steak Tartare". We eat it raw mixed with salt, pepper, tabasco, Worcestershire sauce, mustard, onion, parlsey and garlic. Some people add ketchup and/or mayonaise.

[Sundae]

Fantastic - great spot Foot.
Thanks for the confirmation Gun.

I like me some beef tartare.