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09-13-2014, 07:34 AM
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I can hear my ears
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Iron my shirt, bitch!
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10-25-2014, 03:16 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
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En route to his soccer game, the Inch, the mm, and I were listening to "John Barleycorn" by Traffic. I asked him "How old do you think this music is?"
"Very." After the game he was talking about one of the parents who incessantly criticizes every player, ref, and coach throughout the game, "...and I was like, 'Stuff a sock in it, dude!'"
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10-26-2014, 05:38 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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Today the mm said "I'm done drawing, I don't know what to do next, and don't tell me to read! (a few minutes passes) I think I'll sketch."
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10-29-2014, 11:26 PM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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I'm running a Water Polo Skills class at the K-8 school. one hour first thing in the morning each day this week. I have a 3rd-grader who clearly does not meet the prerequisite of having passed a deep-end test (but she's damned determined and decided to hang in there) ... but when we were discussing it and I asked her why she picked the class when she hates getting her face wet and ball games she said "I thought it was Marco Polo Skills"
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10-29-2014, 11:28 PM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Marco Polo Game for the uninitiated
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10-30-2014, 08:36 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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I don't know if I should
 or  My dad, the physics prof, once briefly had a student who signed up for his quantum mechanics course because he wanted to learn how to fix cars. |
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10-30-2014, 03:04 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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Toyota Quantum. And only in South Africa.
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10-30-2014, 03:56 PM
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That looks big and functional.
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11-07-2014, 06:58 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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Today in the car the mm was telling me about some people in the audience of a play she watched the previous night:
"...he was the brother of the girl with the red, flowing locks." I think she may be reading too much.
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11-07-2014, 10:00 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
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is that even possible?
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11-08-2014, 09:16 AM
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still says videotape
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11-08-2014, 09:41 AM
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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And full size vans have become as big as delivery trucks used to be. Must be something in the water.
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11-10-2014, 07:26 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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11-10-2014, 07:40 PM
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still says videotape
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Excellent!
I thought Common Core was put in place to prevent that sort of frivolity...
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11-13-2014, 03:12 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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That and Fahrenheit 451.
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