The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 651

Clodfobble · 12-17-2011, 10:40 PM

As opposed to synthetic cooking oil. (Not trying to be glib, it's a real thing.) Mostly the synthetic oils are used in cosmetics, and to safely lubricate food processing machinery, but it can be and occasionally is used as an ingredient in actual food.

Griff · 12-17-2011, 11:24 PM

Frito-Lay just trying to recover from the Olestra oil anal leakage issue.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-18-2011, 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff

...the Olestra oil anal leakage issue.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

HungLikeJesus · 12-18-2011, 11:20 AM

Isn't that what made such a mess of the Gulf of Mexico?

ZenGum · 12-19-2011, 06:18 AM

The world is a chicken!

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But it gets worse!

China is a chicken too!

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Gravdigr · 12-19-2011, 07:05 AM

Stikin wit chikin...

Absolutely fucking MAD chicken beat-box. By a hot chick, no less.

Watch the other competitors when she brings up the mike the third time, every face goes "Oh, SHIT!"

glatt · 12-20-2011, 10:00 AM

Woody Guthrie's 1942 New Year's resolution list.

#3 "Wash teeth if any"

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infinite monkey · 12-20-2011, 10:10 AM

That's great!

BigV · 12-20-2011, 03:28 PM

stickin wit chicken.... this one flew the humor coop:

What is the chicken's favorite composer?

....

BAWK!

infinite monkey · 12-20-2011, 03:30 PM

Little girl: Carry me, Bach!

Bach: Too old, Virginny!

Gravdigr · 12-21-2011, 02:27 PM

Why did Beethoven kill all his chikins?

All they would say was Bach,bachbach,bachbachbach.

ETA: Anytime I hear someone imitate ~~Schwartze~~--~~Schwarzzen~~--The Governator by saying "I'll be back", I say "Fine, you be Bach. I'll be Beethoven."

Gravdigr · 12-21-2011, 03:44 PM

Mr. Guthrie had very nice penmanship.

Gravdigr · 12-21-2011, 03:45 PM

Check out these clouds in Alabama.

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Lamplighter · 12-21-2011, 04:23 PM

Wow! Never seen anything like that... is there any sort of explanation ?

Gravdigr · 12-21-2011, 04:36 PM

There was. Ima try to find it...

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12-17-2011, 11:24 PM	#9752
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Frito-Lay just trying to recover from the Olestra oil anal leakage issue. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-18-2011, 11:20 AM	#9754
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12-19-2011, 06:18 AM	#9755
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	The world is a chicken! But it gets worse! China is a chicken too! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-19-2011, 07:05 AM	#9756
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Stikin wit chikin... Absolutely fucking MAD chicken beat-box. By a hot chick, no less. Watch the other competitors when she brings up the mike the third time, every face goes "Oh, SHIT!" __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-20-2011, 10:00 AM	#9757
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Woody Guthrie's 1942 New Year's resolution list. #3 "Wash teeth if any"

12-20-2011, 10:10 AM	#9758
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	That's great!

12-20-2011, 03:28 PM	#9759
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	stickin wit chicken.... this one flew the humor coop: What is the chicken's favorite composer? .... BAWK! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

12-20-2011, 03:30 PM	#9760
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Little girl: Carry me, Bach! Bach: Too old, Virginny!

12-21-2011, 02:27 PM	#9761
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Why did Beethoven kill all his chikins? All they would say was Bach,bachbach,bachbachbach. ETA: Anytime I hear someone imitate ~~Schwartze~~--~~Schwarzzen~~--The Governator by saying "I'll be back", I say "Fine, you be Bach. I'll be Beethoven." __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-21-2011, 03:44 PM	#9762
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Mr. Guthrie had very nice penmanship. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-21-2011, 03:45 PM	#9763
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Check out these clouds in Alabama. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-21-2011, 04:23 PM	#9764
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	Wow! Never seen anything like that... is there any sort of explanation ?

12-21-2011, 04:36 PM	#9765
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	There was. Ima try to find it... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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