The 'What the fuck!' thread

[Clodfobble]

I regularly have to dispose of large quantities of lamb drippings. But it clogs pipes, so instead I pour it into a coffee can with a plastic lid, and then stick it in the fridge so it solidifies. I keep adding on top as the weeks go by until the can is full, and then I throw the whole thing away.

For no more than the cost of shipping, these cans of delicious gooey lamb drippings can belong to any dwellar who wants them!

[plthijinx]

um. EWE!

[BigV]

um, lol!

[Glinda]

What the...?!?!

http://youtu.be/-IrlhLF1c3k







Question for the ages: Why doesn't the "Reply to Thread" YouTube formatting thingie EVER work?

[classicman]

here ya go

[infinite monkey]

*snort*

Is it magic because it collects poop, or is the poop itself magic? Does it only collect magic poop? What about normal everyday poop, the everypoop?

[Spexxvet]

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

I pour it into a coffee can with a plastic lid, and then stick it in the fridge so it solidifies. I keep adding on top as the weeks go by until the can is full, and then I throw the whole thing away.

When I was growing up, my mother did this with bacon grease, but she used it any time she fried anything. I didn't know about frying with butter until I lived away from home. Frying in bacon grease made everything yummy - eggs, home fries, rice ... everything!

[Spexxvet]

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

*snort*

Is it magic because it collects poop, or is the poop itself magic? Does it only collect magic poop? What about normal everyday poop, the everypoop?

It's semantics.

[infinite monkey]

Define 'semantics.' Hell, define 'poop.'

[HungLikeJesus]

I think by "semantics" he means "geometry."

[Spexxvet]

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Define 'semantics.' Hell, define 'poop.'

The "p"s in "poop" "go around" the "o"s.

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

I think by "semantics" he means "geometry."

That's what the acorn said when it grew up: "gee, I'm a tree"

[infinite monkey]

But, sayeth the party of the 16th egg of the 'o' of which you speak were to float in midair, one might imagine that the poop were actually the constant of the 2nd day of the rhetorical mountain in the equation.

Therefore, and forsooth, the p cannot, will not, be in orbit if the day of the lepus has nine times to continually tranverse the protocol of the fear.

In conclusion, the hunter shoots the squirrel in the face, and no one is going around him anytime soon.

[BigV]

Originally Posted by Glinda

What the...?!?!

http://youtu.be/-IrlhLF1c3k







Question for the ages: Why doesn't the "Reply to Thread" YouTube formatting thingie EVER work?

So, Glinda.

QUOTE my message, then in the edit box that follows, look at how I (and classic I now see) have taken your post and edited it.

The proper, indeed, only way to use the YouTube formatting thingy is to take what is to the left of the last slash, in this case "- I r l h L F 1 c 3 k" with no spaces that is and put that between the youtube tags. You can see in the quote/edit box how it works. you can see in the saved post how it looks.

[dmg1969]

Originally Posted by classicman

here ya go

"Makes your walking experience fun." You maybe, but certainly not your dog's. My German shepherd would probably kill me if I tried to put that on him...and rightfully so.

[HungLikeJesus]

All the other dogs would laugh and call him names.