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Old 01-14-2012, 10:05 AM   #9886
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pffft. Three words. Infant boy's balls.

They're insane! (Yeah, I know they get normal and grow with the kid but right when they're born? It's nuts!)
They're nuts. plural agreement. pay attention please, this is a beginner's error.
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Old 01-15-2012, 01:47 PM   #9887
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that's genderist!
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Old 01-16-2012, 12:42 PM   #9888
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I guess your kids' dentist didn't do regular x-rays and show them to you...
I have had one X-Ray in my life. It showed I needed more than one filling.
They called back, they'd looked at someone else XRay.

Still no work done on my teeth - hurray!
If I believed in jinxes I wouldn't have written that, as I am due a check-up this month. Argh. Still, 39 isn't bad.
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Old 01-17-2012, 06:24 PM   #9889
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Thanks for that explanation monster.

Shekou, you're not a huge Mrs. Doubtfire fan, are you?
Uhhhhh, well, uuuuhhhhhhhhhh......



No.


But even if I was...... Oh Nevermind!
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Old 01-17-2012, 11:05 PM   #9890
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WTF?

okokok per classic....nsfw

clone your willy (or meow!)
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Old 01-17-2012, 11:13 PM   #9891
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and you found THAT while playing BF3????
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Old 01-18-2012, 12:37 AM   #9892
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no MW3. and no, don't move it, it's classy right where it is! lmao!!!
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Old 01-18-2012, 12:40 PM   #9893
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Old 01-18-2012, 01:38 PM   #9894
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¿Why would you go for one Russian, when for just 40 more, you could have three Malaysians?
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Old 01-18-2012, 01:39 PM   #9895
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Plus, you know, it's more fun to take your time.
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Old 01-18-2012, 03:17 PM   #9896
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¿Why would you go for one Russian, when for just 40 more, you could have three Malaysians?
Great minds think alike.
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Old 01-18-2012, 05:24 PM   #9897
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Surely everyone knows that bigger isn't always best. Go for quality, not quantity!
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Old 01-18-2012, 07:37 PM   #9898
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Sometimes quan-titty is quality.
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Old 01-18-2012, 10:56 PM   #9899
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Old 01-18-2012, 11:03 PM   #9900
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