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Old 02-13-2012, 07:19 PM   #9946
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Funny that I went to the end of the thread ... saw GD's comment of "alarmed?" ... for what ever reason a house/car alarm is what came to mind ...so I page back and see the cat wrapped around the kid and thought "yeah! that is a nice alarm system to make sure no one steals the kid (you try to take the kid, the cat deploys claws into said kid ... kid makes 130db noise to scare away would be robber)" ... then saw Sundae's post and figured she probably meant the cat smothering the kid in his/her sleep ....

I like the "Cat Alarm" idea better .....
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Old 02-15-2012, 04:49 PM   #9947
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Old 02-15-2012, 04:52 PM   #9948
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Careful, someone's going to make bread or something out of it.
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Old 02-15-2012, 04:58 PM   #9949
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Okay I said I was going to make banana bread. It's grim.
But get over it.
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Old 02-15-2012, 09:23 PM   #9950
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Why does that menu make me suddenly hungry..... ?
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Old 02-15-2012, 09:49 PM   #9951
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Okay I said I was going to make banana bread. It's grim.
But get over it.
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Old 02-16-2012, 01:55 AM   #9952
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I'll have the number 8, thanks.


Anyone notice that 2 and 5 are the same - in English only?
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Old 02-17-2012, 10:15 PM   #9953
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Why are there so many things on there that aren't food?
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Old 02-17-2012, 10:26 PM   #9954
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Whoever said it was a menu? I'm guessing it's a medical transplant list.
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Old 02-18-2012, 04:16 AM   #9955
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Probably listing the decor of the rooms at a really weird love hotel in Roppongi.
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Old 02-18-2012, 05:59 AM   #9956
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I like the "Cat Alarm" idea better .....
I have a cat alarm clock.

Diz is so distressed by the sound of the alarm, and the series of events it triggers, that he always wakes me up before it goes off.
I think he figures if it doesn't sound, we'll say snuggled together all day.

Probably gross anthropomorphism on my part. His belly tells him breakfast time is coming and he needs to make sure the sleeping woman doesn't forget it.

I tell myself he will be baffled when I'm back at school next week and he gets less of my company.
I think the truth is he'll be delighted by going back to an earlier, scheduled brekkers.
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Old 02-18-2012, 07:17 PM   #9957
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i actually saw this one on the news
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Old 02-18-2012, 11:18 PM   #9958
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Old 02-19-2012, 05:38 PM   #9959
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W. T. F? Looks like a fucked up 'Space Invaders' screen...I see the hooman, but, not much else.

We may know if someone got the message if we receive a response that says "What the, I don't even" in around 49,962 years.



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Old 02-19-2012, 07:12 PM   #9960
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