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05-24-2014, 04:53 PM | #10006 |
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I bought some from SC at the fruit stand yesterday, much better than the CA winter berries. The smell in the car coming home was fruitelicious.
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05-25-2014, 03:08 PM | #10007 |
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Last evening I was chatting with a buddy when his phone announced, loudly, "You have a message from Janet."
I immediately asked him if it does that when I text him. It does, he informed me. I then asked if he would change my name in his contacts list. He said he would be glad to, thinking, I'm sure, that I just didn't want it saying my name out loud every time I texted him. When I told him what I wanted it changed to, he made a point to make eye contact, and then said "You are a fucking genius." When I text him or leave a voicemail for him, his phone now announces "You have a message from Satan Himself." He spent the rest of the evening changes peoples' names in his phone. His girlfriend is now Tits McGee. His dad is The Lord, God Almighty. His mother is The Boss Of The Lord, God Almighty. Someone got changed so that the phone announces "You have a message from Oh Dear God What Is That Smell?"
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05-25-2014, 04:12 PM | #10008 |
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funny!!!!
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05-26-2014, 11:29 PM | #10009 |
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I start work today at a new job in which I hope I will be resurrecting my career. No more tweakers, it's for the North American side of a British technology company.
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05-26-2014, 11:56 PM | #10010 |
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Go toad! Don't hurt anyone.
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05-27-2014, 06:29 AM | #10011 |
still says videotape
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Excellent!
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05-27-2014, 07:31 AM | #10012 |
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Far Out, Toad.
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05-27-2014, 08:07 AM | #10013 |
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Sweet!
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05-27-2014, 08:15 AM | #10014 |
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That's excellent!
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05-27-2014, 10:55 AM | #10015 |
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And within my first hour, they asked me to renew my passport so I can go get training at the HQ in Derby!
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05-27-2014, 11:16 AM | #10016 |
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Now THAT makes me happy! WTG UT!
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05-27-2014, 11:53 AM | #10017 |
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They are investing in UT. That's a great sign.
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05-27-2014, 12:31 PM | #10018 |
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Derby?
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05-27-2014, 01:11 PM | #10019 |
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05-27-2014, 01:27 PM | #10020 | |
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