Funny/Embarrassing things they say - Page 67

glatt · 02-03-2015, 11:13 AM

I use dude only on my son when he's doing something pretty dumb or annoying. Along the lines of "dude, what the fuck?" But without the wtf part.

classicman · 02-03-2015, 07:55 PM

Dude, srsly?

classicman · 02-03-2015, 07:57 PM

I have adult offspring. They are all in their 20's now. We are Italian... colorful language along with the accompanying hand motions is sort of a requirement around these parts.

Chris, you're talking about young children - nope. no way. Not unless I hit my hand with a hammer or something, then all bets are off on what word(s) are gonna come outta my mouth.

infinite monkey · 02-03-2015, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman

I have adult offspring. They are all in their 20's now. We are Italian... colorful language along with the accompanying hand motions is sort of a requirement around these parts.

Chris, you're talking about young children - nope. no way. Not unless I hit my hand with a hammer or something, then all bets are off on what word(s) are gonna come outta my mouth.

Mother of fucking GOD...is what would come out of my mouth. Yeah, I'm going to hell, even though that phrase makes no sense at all.

classicman · 02-03-2015, 08:11 PM

lol - I posted that in the wrong thread.

infinite monkey · 02-03-2015, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman

lol - I posted that in the wrong thread.

Hahaaa, so did I, apparently. Could you fix that for me, or quote me cross-thread or something? I'm so confused!

classicman · 02-03-2015, 09:09 PM

nah ... fuggit! lol

monster · 02-03-2015, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by chrisinhouston

I encouraged him to say something like, Gosh Darn or Holy Smoke.

Please, don't do this. "Holy Smoke?" srsly, dude? stuff like that sets kids up as targets. At least come up with something more current. Maybe ask the parents what they would prefer him to say?

footfootfoot · 02-04-2015, 07:00 PM

I took the position*, when my kids were young, of saying that there wer no such things as "bad words" only inappropriate audiences. We went through a lot of discussion about who might not appreciate hearing what words. It did a couple of things, it took the power away from "naughty words" and it helped them consider how others might feel or think of them by the way they spoke.

Occasionally I'll drop the F bomb when driving and my son has made it clear that he doesn't like vulgar language so I try to respect that unless in the heat of driving or working. When he was under four I told him those were special work words and only to be used by carpenters and other tradesmen.

Now I wish I could remove 'like' from their vocabulary.

*Taking a page from Lenny Bruce's book.

Happy Monkey · 02-04-2015, 09:29 PM

The concept of "bad words" is weird. It can be justified for, say, insults like racial epithets, but how does a word stay "bad" when there's no such justification, and we don't even know the real etymology?

xoxoxoBruce · 02-05-2015, 01:21 AM

A word can't be bad unless everyone agrees it's bad. Not most people agree, it's not a majority rules thing, everyone. You know that ain't happening.

classicman · 02-05-2015, 08:56 PM

shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker & tits.

monster · 02-05-2015, 10:03 PM

felch.

BigV · 02-06-2015, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

I took the position*, when my kids were young, of saying that there wer no such things as "bad words" only inappropriate audiences. We went through a lot of discussion about who might not appreciate hearing what words. It did a couple of things, it took the power away from "naughty words" and it helped them consider how others might feel or think of them by the way they spoke.

Occasionally I'll drop the F bomb when driving and my son has made it clear that he doesn't like vulgar language so I try to respect that unless in the heat of driving or working. When he was under four I told him those were special work words and only to be used by carpenters and other tradesmen.

Now I wish I could remove 'like' from their vocabulary.

*Taking a page from Lenny Bruce's book.

since he's been able to make it clear to you that he doesn't like vulgar language, and you've demonstrated the success of such clear communication, why don't you try the same with him?

Tell him you don't care for the way he uses "like" (however he/they is/are using it). Show them that respect for simple requests goes both ways.

just a thought.

footfootfoot · 02-06-2015, 06:49 PM

Oh we talk about that a lot and catch each other using it. Maybe we should start a LIKE jar...

02-03-2015, 07:55 PM	#992
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Dude, srsly? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

02-03-2015, 07:57 PM	#993
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I have adult offspring. They are all in their 20's now. We are Italian... colorful language along with the accompanying hand motions is sort of a requirement around these parts. Chris, you're talking about young children - nope. no way. Not unless I hit my hand with a hammer or something, then all bets are off on what word(s) are gonna come outta my mouth. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

02-03-2015, 08:11 PM	#995
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	lol - I posted that in the wrong thread. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

02-03-2015, 09:09 PM	#997
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	nah ... fuggit! lol __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

02-04-2015, 07:00 PM	#999
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I took the position, when my kids were young, of saying that there wer no such things as "bad words" only inappropriate audiences. We went through a lot of discussion about who might not appreciate hearing what words. It did a couple of things, it took the power away from "naughty words" and it helped them consider how others might feel or think of them by the way they spoke. Occasionally I'll drop the F bomb when driving and my son has made it clear that he doesn't like vulgar language so I try to respect that unless in the heat of driving or working. When he was under four I told him those were special work words and only to be used by carpenters and other tradesmen. Now I wish I could remove 'like' from their vocabulary. Taking a page from Lenny Bruce's book. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

02-03-2015, 11:13 AM	#991
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I use dude only on my son when he's doing something pretty dumb or annoying. Along the lines of "dude, what the fuck?" But without the wtf part.

02-04-2015, 09:29 PM	#1000
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	The concept of "bad words" is weird. It can be justified for, say, insults like racial epithets, but how does a word stay "bad" when there's no such justification, and we don't even know the real etymology? __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

02-05-2015, 01:21 AM	#1001
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	A word can't be bad unless everyone agrees it's bad. Not most people agree, it's not a majority rules thing, everyone. You know that ain't happening. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-05-2015, 08:56 PM	#1002
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker & tits. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

02-05-2015, 10:03 PM	#1003
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	felch. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-06-2015, 06:49 PM	#1005
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Oh we talk about that a lot and catch each other using it. Maybe we should start a LIKE jar... __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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