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06-22-2012, 06:12 PM | #10276 |
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Merman is right, there are loads of merman tales (tails?). There's even a beer brewed not too far from here called that.
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06-22-2012, 06:15 PM | #10277 |
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Caley Merman
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06-23-2012, 01:17 PM | #10278 |
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I'd go for the but I presume that either the van broke down or the cat's eaten it or it's entirely too runny.
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06-23-2012, 01:20 PM | #10279 |
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06-23-2012, 06:23 PM | #10280 |
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Merman/Murman...
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06-23-2012, 06:31 PM | #10281 |
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I almost put this in "Idiot of the Day", cause this kid's parents are idiots.
Ya know, if there was a snake that big anywhere near me, I'd be holding on to mine, too!
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06-23-2012, 06:43 PM | #10282 | |
We have to go back, Kate!
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As long as the snake is well fed it shouldnt be a problem
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06-23-2012, 06:59 PM | #10283 | |
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06-24-2012, 07:26 AM | #10284 |
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Lmao @ the Airplane clip!
As to the well fed snake, that's a big 'if' Dana. (Actually a big 'as long as') |
06-24-2012, 07:34 AM | #10285 |
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I pause to wonder what determines a mermaid or a merman, seeing how they have no lower sexy parts? DNA? Facial hair? A jaunty hat and a pipe?
I will also take a moment to be offended as to why it isn't mer'woman'. I never let my customers call me barmaid, 'cause I wasn't their maid, unless they started calling the guys barbutler. Merperson? |
06-24-2012, 07:56 AM | #10286 | |
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Maid = unmarried young woman.
The reason we also use 'maid' as a job title, and the reason jobs like 'milk maid' and so on came about, was because young unmarried women did those jobs.
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06-24-2012, 08:56 AM | #10287 |
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IM you fucking insensitive cunt, bringing gender into this!! Why can't you leave it alone?? A mermaid is female because she defines herself and wants to be called that!!
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06-24-2012, 09:00 AM | #10288 | |
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Just to add to that last point: house maids in particular were always unmarried young women. When they got married, they were no longer maids in either sense of the word :p
So, the phrase 'house maid' is actually equivalent to 'house girl'. She's the household's 'girl' in the same way an apprentice is a 'boy'.
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06-24-2012, 09:44 AM | #10289 |
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Even before we were married, my wife told me she was not my maid.
She has confirmed this many, many times since we were married. |
06-24-2012, 11:37 AM | #10290 |
To shreds, you say?
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IM is not a fucking insensitive cunt if she defines herself as a fucking insensitive prick, you cock
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