Funny movie lines for no reason - Page 7

infinite monkey · 06-21-2011, 02:39 PM

I'm on a Caddyshack quote kick today, and I searched "movie quote" and found this old thread o' mine.

Ty Webb: What brings you to this nape of the woods, neck of the wape; How come you're here?

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Judge Smails: You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.

Ty Webb: Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch

infinite monkey · 06-21-2011, 02:45 PM

Lloyd Dobler: She's gone. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.

Lloyd Dobler: I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.

--Say Anything

ZenGum · 06-22-2011, 01:50 AM

Bring me four fried chickens and a coke.

You want chicken wings or chicken legs?

No ma'am. Four fried chickens and a coke.

Trilby · 06-22-2011, 05:28 AM

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Pico and ME · 06-22-2011, 09:32 AM

That's one of my favorites Brianna. I was totally in love with him after that movie.

infinite monkey · 06-22-2011, 09:56 AM

Paul Cicero: You know anything about this fucking restaurant business?
[Talking to Henry]
Sonny Bunz: He knows everything about it. I mean he's in the joint 24 hours a day. I mean another fucking few minutes he could be a stool that's how often he's in there.

--Goodfellas

infinite monkey · 06-22-2011, 10:02 AM

Oscar Madison: I know him. He'll kill himself just to spite me. Then his ghost will come back, folling me around the apartment, haunting and cleaning, haunting and cleaning, haunting and cleaning...

--The Odd Couple

wolf · 06-22-2011, 10:05 AM

I'm not a madam. I'm the concierge.

The Producers
(the one true version, with Zero Mostel and Gene Wilder)

infinite monkey · 06-22-2011, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

I'm not a madam. I'm the concierge.

The Producers
(the one true version, with Zero Mostel and Gene Wilder)

You said it, sistah!

infinite monkey · 06-22-2011, 11:21 AM

Chief Monk: Torquemada - do not beg him for mercy. Torquemada - do not ask him for forgiveness. Let's face it - you can't Torquemada anything!

--History of the World Part I

Sundae · 06-22-2011, 02:55 PM

A great big bushy beard!
Sergeant Butterman, Hot Fuzz

Fetch Ralph; we need nails and some wood!
The Judge, Blood on Satan's Claw

wolf · 06-22-2011, 03:20 PM

"Dear Uncle Ned, Merry Christmas and May Your Soul Rot in Hell."

It's from one of those bunch of people spend overnight in the haunted mansion movies from the Late 50s, early 60s.

of course, now that I need to remember it, I can't remember the title. It was either The House on Haunted Hill or The Haunting.

06-22-2011, 01:50 AM	#93
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Bring me four fried chickens and a coke. You want chicken wings or chicken legs? No ma'am. Four fried chickens and a coke. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-22-2011, 05:28 AM	#94
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	We're gonna need a bigger boat. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

06-22-2011, 10:05 AM	#98
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I'm not a madam. I'm the concierge. The Producers (the one true version, with Zero Mostel and Gene Wilder) __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-22-2011, 02:55 PM	#101
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	A great big bushy beard! Sergeant Butterman, Hot Fuzz Fetch Ralph; we need nails and some wood! The Judge, Blood on Satan's Claw __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

06-22-2011, 03:20 PM	#102
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	"Dear Uncle Ned, Merry Christmas and May Your Soul Rot in Hell." It's from one of those bunch of people spend overnight in the haunted mansion movies from the Late 50s, early 60s. of course, now that I need to remember it, I can't remember the title. It was either The House on Haunted Hill or The Haunting. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-21-2011, 02:39 PM	#91
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I'm on a Caddyshack quote kick today, and I searched "movie quote" and found this old thread o' mine. Ty Webb: What brings you to this nape of the woods, neck of the wape; How come you're here? ____________________________________________________________________ Judge Smails: You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself. Ty Webb: Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch

06-21-2011, 02:45 PM	#92
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Lloyd Dobler: She's gone. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen. Lloyd Dobler: I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that. --Say Anything

06-22-2011, 09:32 AM	#95
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	That's one of my favorites Brianna. I was totally in love with him after that movie.

06-22-2011, 09:56 AM	#96
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Paul Cicero: You know anything about this fucking restaurant business? [Talking to Henry] Sonny Bunz: He knows everything about it. I mean he's in the joint 24 hours a day. I mean another fucking few minutes he could be a stool that's how often he's in there. --Goodfellas

06-22-2011, 10:02 AM	#97
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Oscar Madison: I know him. He'll kill himself just to spite me. Then his ghost will come back, folling me around the apartment, haunting and cleaning, haunting and cleaning, haunting and cleaning... --The Odd Couple

06-22-2011, 11:21 AM	#100
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Chief Monk: Torquemada - do not beg him for mercy. Torquemada - do not ask him for forgiveness. Let's face it - you can't Torquemada anything! --History of the World Part I

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