Funny/Embarrassing things they say - Page 7

SteveDallas · 12-22-2006, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV

The Meaning of Life is already under the tree for SonofV. It's gonna be good.

Speaking as a protestant, I highly recommend the exposition on protestant sexual practices. It's often lost in the shuffle after the showstopping "Every Sperm."

footfootfoot · 12-23-2006, 09:06 PM

Several times while watching Thomas the Tank engine, inch has ordered me out of the room while a particular episode is playing. He gets very agitated and is emphatic about me going away. It is the episode with a big elephant being carted around. I am going to watch it later and see what it's about.

Very odd. All the others he doesn't mind me being around, and the one where Fergus has to go to the smelter, gets him scared and he insists that I stand by.

It's my own personal WTF?

Q baby · 12-27-2006, 07:48 PM

we went to the mountains this weekend. we had the radio on with some old-fashioned country christmas music on, and while driving up the fog-covered mountainside, we could see only fog and a smidgen of road. after a few miles, my 6 yr old asked 'mom, are we in heaven?'

Q baby · 12-27-2006, 07:56 PM

MiniQ also called my cell phone today and left this message:

"Mom, brother went somewhere 'ribout' (that's how he says 'without') asking.
OK.
Bye."

My daughter has taught him well.

SteveDallas · 12-27-2006, 09:56 PM

If you were in the Great Smoky Mountains of North Carolina, I can understand how the kid could get confused that way.

Q baby · 12-27-2006, 10:04 PM

we were, it was cute tho.

SteveDallas · 01-19-2007, 12:32 AM

My son found a piece of paper on top of a pile of stuff. It was obviously an important financial document. It had his name on it. And it had an amonut of money in excess of $500. He came to the conclusion that it was a check for him and came tearing upstairs to show it to Mrs. Dallas.

I can only imagine how crestfallen he was when she explained to him that it was not a check, but a receipt for his daycare expenses.

(We're de-cluttering the house, and all kinds of old records are surfacing. "Do we need to keep the tax return from 1993?")

monster · 01-20-2007, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Several times while watching Thomas the Tank engine, inch has ordered me out of the room while a particular episode is playing. He gets very agitated and is emphatic about me going away. It is the episode with a big elephant being carted around. I am going to watch it later and see what it's about.

Very odd. All the others he doesn't mind me being around, and the one where Fergus has to go to the smelter, gets him scared and he insists that I stand by.

It's my own personal WTF?

Did you ever find out?

lumberjim · 01-20-2007, 03:50 PM

The other day, My 6yo daughter told me that she was crazy on the inside, but cute on the outside.

LabRat · 01-22-2007, 10:02 AM

Like father, like daughter.

mitheral · 01-27-2007, 06:18 PM

My daughter (2) has a very unhelpful set of responses when she hurts her self and we ask her where she hurts:

Over there ---> *points to floor*
or
In the kitchen.
or
At the door.

Sometimes she's stopped crying before we figure out what the problem is.

Perry Winkle · 01-27-2007, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mitheral

My daughter (2) has a very unhelpful set of responses when she hurts her self and we ask her where she hurts:

Over there ---> *points to floor*
or
In the kitchen.
or
At the door.

Maybe it's your decor?

footfootfoot · 01-28-2007, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Did you ever find out?

I've watched it and have no clue. Who knows what is going on in his head?

lumberjim · 01-28-2007, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LabRat

Like father, like daughter.

but she burps like her mother!

LabRat · 01-29-2007, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

I've watched it and have no clue. Who knows what is going on in his head?

Have you asked him? Maybe when he's not watching it, bring it up. Now I've got to know...

12-23-2006, 09:06 PM	#92
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Several times while watching Thomas the Tank engine, inch has ordered me out of the room while a particular episode is playing. He gets very agitated and is emphatic about me going away. It is the episode with a big elephant being carted around. I am going to watch it later and see what it's about. Very odd. All the others he doesn't mind me being around, and the one where Fergus has to go to the smelter, gets him scared and he insists that I stand by. It's my own personal WTF? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-27-2006, 07:56 PM	#94
Q baby I'll just put the tip in Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NC Posts: 39	MiniQ also called my cell phone today and left this message: "Mom, brother went somewhere 'ribout' (that's how he says 'without') asking. OK. Bye." My daughter has taught him well. Last edited by Q baby; 12-27-2006 at 09:43 PM.

01-20-2007, 03:50 PM	#99
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	The other day, My 6yo daughter told me that she was crazy on the inside, but cute on the outside. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	Like father, like daughter. __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

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12-27-2006, 07:48 PM	#93
Q baby I'll just put the tip in Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NC Posts: 39	we went to the mountains this weekend. we had the radio on with some old-fashioned country christmas music on, and while driving up the fog-covered mountainside, we could see only fog and a smidgen of road. after a few miles, my 6 yr old asked 'mom, are we in heaven?'

12-27-2006, 09:56 PM	#95
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	If you were in the Great Smoky Mountains of North Carolina, I can understand how the kid could get confused that way.

12-27-2006, 10:04 PM	#96
Q baby I'll just put the tip in Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NC Posts: 39	we were, it was cute tho.

01-19-2007, 12:32 AM	#97
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	My son found a piece of paper on top of a pile of stuff. It was obviously an important financial document. It had his name on it. And it had an amonut of money in excess of $500. He came to the conclusion that it was a check for him and came tearing upstairs to show it to Mrs. Dallas. I can only imagine how crestfallen he was when she explained to him that it was not a check, but a receipt for his daycare expenses. (We're de-cluttering the house, and all kinds of old records are surfacing. "Do we need to keep the tax return from 1993?")

01-27-2007, 06:18 PM	#101
mitheral Abecedarian Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Alberta, Canada Posts: 170	My daughter (2) has a very unhelpful set of responses when she hurts her self and we ask her where she hurts: Over there ---> points to floor or In the kitchen. or At the door. Sometimes she's stopped crying before we figure out what the problem is.

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