The 'What the fuck!' thread

[Carruthers]

Originally Posted by burns334

Did you ever hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself?

No, but I heard about the plastic surgeon who sat too close to the fire and melted.

Yes, I know....

[Gravdigr]

Not so much a WTF, as a What a Great Fucking Idea. I've only seen these once in my entire life, at an interstate rest stop somewhere west of Kansas, when I was about ten.

[DanaC]

That's genius. Simple, effective and would probably really help reduce the spread of diseases.

[Clodfobble]

There's several places around town here that have them. I've also seen a weird hook thing with a sign saying it's meant to be pulled with the forearm, but everyone I saw was just pulling on it with their hand.

[glatt]

[monster]

I think they meant collage

[Nirvana]

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[monster]

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Not so much a WTF, as a What a Great Fucking Idea. I've only seen these once in my entire life, at an interstate rest stop somewhere west of Kansas, when I was about ten.

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At first I thought it was for bracing yourself, and wondered if there was also a hook with a bitin' stick hanging on it.

[Sundae]

That would be more useful
I think I might be missing something here, surely as long as you're responsible for your own cleanliness then a normal door handle is sufficient? I mean you can breathe in poop molecules from the next stall, what are you going to do, hold your breath?

Do what you do abroad, be careful of touching your mouth if you think you have handled something which may be harmful. We were warned about everything in Egypt, especially paper money, but the only holiday on which I've been seriously I'll was in Spain, and we think that was a meal we had at a theme park which was dry enough to have been kept uncovered all day.

And the only disease I've ever picked up while I was out didn't come from the toilet, but from the bar.

Still, I suppose it's a cheap solution for places where people do have concerns about these things.

[glatt]

It's for opening the outer door. Enough people don't wash their hands that you can be certain the door handle has poop molecules on it that will transfer to your clean hand when you open it after you have washed your hands.

Many people open the outer door using a paper towel or their shirt sleeve or something.

[Gravdigr]

I usually use the paper towel I dried my hands with.

Apparently Sundae is the person we're worried about.

[Gravdigr]

Re: Devil Vagina Magic

I know that chick.

[BigV]

she had evil on her mind

[Sundae]

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

I usually use the paper towel I dried my hands with.

Apparently Sundae is the person we're worried about.

Washing my hands is ingrained, from working with children and working with food. But yes, I use the door handle. So don't shake my hand when we meet

[Griff]

Someone warn Carruthers!