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Old 03-18-2015, 08:28 AM   #11461
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After considerable head scratching... the truck hit the pole, snapping it off somewhere below bumper height. The pole vaulted upward from the force of the impact, but firmly attached at the top by a lot of wires, slingshotted back through the windshield, thus skewering the offender for the authorities.
I'll buy that. I bet the coyote was driving. I can see it clear as day now.
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Old 03-18-2015, 09:01 AM   #11462
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I'll buy that. I bet the coyote was driving. I can see it clear as day now.
a perfect correlation of the facts
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Old 03-19-2015, 05:17 AM   #11463
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After considerable head scratching... the truck hit the pole, snapping it off somewhere below bumper height. The pole vaulted upward from the force of the impact, but firmly attached at the top by a lot of wires, slingshotted back through the windshield, thus skewering the offender for the authorities.

Now if you'll excuse me, I must bandage my head.
A perfectly cromulent conclusion.
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Old 03-19-2015, 12:19 PM   #11464
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A perfectly cromulent conclusion.
I've never watched The Simpsons, so wasn't aware of the origin(s) of 'cromulent'.

To me it always sounded vaguely like a 17th century word and, for a time, I wonder if referred to Oliver Cromwell.

I am severely discombobulated as a consequence.
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Old 03-19-2015, 01:30 PM   #11465
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Should give the Simpsons a go - it has moments of true genius.
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Old 03-19-2015, 02:27 PM   #11466
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Should give the Simpsons a go - it has moments of true genius.

A mate of mine is a devoted fan of the Simpsons and has watched each episode umpteen times.

He has three kids, now more or less adults, who probably pointed him in the right direction.
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Old 03-19-2015, 05:47 PM   #11467
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I can't get a few of my buddies to grasp that the The Simpsons is not a "children's cartoon", but actually written for adults.

They won't commit to Family Guy, either.

They "don't watch kids' shows."

Their loss.
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Old 03-19-2015, 05:54 PM   #11468
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Simpsons is some of the best satire on tv. Sometimes people mistake childlike for chiildish.
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Old 03-31-2015, 11:57 AM   #11469
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A dog had to be rescued by firemen after becoming stuck in a car engine as it chased a cat.

Woody, a Bedlington Terrier, was wedged after scrambling under the bonnet of the car in Plymouth.
Well, I suppose that's what dogs do...
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Old 03-31-2015, 04:20 PM   #11470
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I hope the cat did this on purpose.

Cats rule, dogs drool![/somemovie]
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Old 03-31-2015, 05:00 PM   #11471
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It looks like a puzzle. It's begging to become a meme.
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Old 03-31-2015, 08:51 PM   #11472
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Yeah, don't chase pussy go play with you car.
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Old 04-01-2015, 03:28 PM   #11473
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How many dogpower is that engine, Bob?
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Old 04-03-2015, 03:06 PM   #11474
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Good grief.
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Old 04-09-2015, 06:57 PM   #11475
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