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Old 05-31-2015, 11:14 AM   #11536
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Lyle, below, from "Blazing Saddles", has a question about this .gif clip...

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Old 05-31-2015, 05:32 PM   #11537
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Old 06-01-2015, 01:33 PM   #11538
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Wouldn't a row of lamp posts have done just as well?
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Old 06-03-2015, 11:47 AM   #11539
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This must have been when gasoline was a fairly new commodity, and ignition sources like stoves, and oil lamps, even candles, were more common. Bigger families and more flammable multi-family structures, too.
But Jesus, people, 23,000 in 5 years?
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Old 06-03-2015, 12:04 PM   #11540
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Never use gasoline inside the house for cleaning purposes ......righto.
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Old 06-03-2015, 11:24 PM   #11541
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Natural gas:
1. Colorless
2. Odorless
3. Tasteless

According to a story a teacher told me in school (it has to be true) This was found on a blackboard in the remains of a school reduced to smithereens shortly after it had the new natural gas installed and was the impetus for adding scent to the gas. I never bothered to see if this was true.

The same teacher also told us in chemistry class that "Alcohol and gasoline don't mix. Actually, they do mix, but they taste terrible."

Well I'll be darned! Although the blackboard had other things written on it, still gas related and ironic.
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Old 06-03-2015, 11:35 PM   #11542
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All true, natural gas is all that. Hydrogen sulfide is the answer. But alcohol and gasoline? I hope your classmates took the meaning figuratively.
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Old 06-04-2015, 03:51 PM   #11543
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But alcohol and gasoline? I hope your classmates took the meaning figuratively.
They all died of an inflamed liver.



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Old 06-04-2015, 11:40 PM   #11544
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They all died of an inflamed liver.



Thanks. I'm here all week. Try the high-test.
That's a hot one, right there...
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Old 06-05-2015, 11:31 AM   #11545
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The only thing I can figure is for lighting for two people?
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Old 06-05-2015, 05:51 PM   #11546
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You could use it for weed, that way you'd be...



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Old 06-05-2015, 07:23 PM   #11547
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Old 06-05-2015, 10:22 PM   #11548
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Must have cut a deal with the city.
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Old 06-06-2015, 02:20 PM   #11549
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Old 06-09-2015, 03:15 PM   #11550
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What. The. Fuck?

Indian city to pay residents to use public toilets

I knew they had a problem...I didn't know it was part of a belief system.
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