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Old 05-01-2016, 10:01 AM   #11971
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Actually, it's $9 per cappuccino, which, while high, is much much closer to the surface of the earth.

Seven bottles of booze for $5000 a bottle, that shit will fuck you up. .
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Old 05-01-2016, 04:50 PM   #11972
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Then split the tab six ways, assuring all six can not afford to quit.

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And $27 for a frikkin cappucino? Guess the froth is made made of elf spit or something.
Um... not spit, and only from male Elves.
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Old 05-01-2016, 06:06 PM   #11973
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My local guinea place will tag you for $8.95 a plate and you won't have room for anything but a coffee after.
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Old 05-01-2016, 09:38 PM   #11974
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And no $7328.20 tip added automatically.
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Old 05-02-2016, 12:40 PM   #11975
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2 Johnnie Walker Blue - $150

Since a (very) quick Google Shopping check says JWBlue is ~200 bucks a bottle that must be $75 a shot.
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Old 05-02-2016, 12:40 PM   #11976
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Old 05-03-2016, 09:42 PM   #11977
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If you crash and tear your clothes, sew 'ew up and Mom won't suspect...
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Old 05-04-2016, 02:17 AM   #11978
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While posting here about motorcycle riding, I've mentioned that I used to "sew some curves together"; but, that takes it to a whole new level.
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Old 05-04-2016, 07:35 AM   #11979
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That bike leaves me in stitches.
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Old 05-04-2016, 09:43 AM   #11980
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That bike leaves me in stitches.
Well that tears it. I'm finished.
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Old 05-04-2016, 12:13 PM   #11981
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Um... not spit, and only from male Elves.
Theirs is frothy?


@ Grav: *grins*
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Old 05-04-2016, 02:17 PM   #11982
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Old 05-04-2016, 04:59 PM   #11983
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Old 05-04-2016, 05:11 PM   #11984
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*nods*

Nicely done.
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Old 05-07-2016, 02:13 PM   #11985
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Isn't that a quote from "Field of Creams"?
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