What's upsetting you today? - Page 80

Aliantha · 12-04-2007, 05:01 PM

SG, that's a really shitty break. Hope it's all working again now though.

Aliantha · 12-04-2007, 05:02 PM

oh, and you know what would have made it worse?

If you'd had to do another poo on top of the old one that didn't get flushed the first time.

Thanks the heavens for small mercies huh?

lookout123 · 12-04-2007, 06:45 PM

i just really screwed the pooch. i don't know what i was thinking but i just shredded a REALLY important file that i'm supposed to keep for, like - FOREVER! this is not good.

HungLikeJesus · 12-04-2007, 06:46 PM

Can you put it back together like those Qing vases?

Clodfobble · 12-04-2007, 06:46 PM

Get out the scotch tape...

Hell, just pull all the pieces off the top of the shred pile and mail them to me, I'll put them back together for a modest fee.

Shawnee123 · 12-04-2007, 06:47 PM

If not, you can get in line at the Chinese Job Fair.

lookout123 · 12-04-2007, 06:48 PM

see, the problem there is that i once had a client freak out about the normal little shredder i was using. so i got one of those fancy shredders so that it would take the whole cast of CSI a season's worth of episodes to unravel...

Clodfobble · 12-04-2007, 06:50 PM

Pah! You haven't met my OCD. Now it's a challenge! It's cross-shredded at what, like a half-inch long? I mean it, I could put that shit back together.

Shawnee123 · 12-04-2007, 06:51 PM

I've always wondered about the shredders that don't "chad" the paper to death. I mean, given enough time, someone could repair the strip shredder kinds, couldn't they?

Shawnee123 · 12-04-2007, 06:51 PM

That's what I love about you, clod!

I know you could do it.

Clodfobble · 12-04-2007, 06:53 PM

Actually, you made me doubt. I've never heard of one that "chads" the paper. I'm assuming there are still flat pieces to work with, otherwise I retract my cockiness.

Shawnee123 · 12-04-2007, 06:55 PM

I'm just throwing words out there that don't mean anything, trying to be clever. 5th beer and all...but I really have thought about how it wouldn't be that hard to repair shreds if you were really meticulous, loved puzzles, and were OCD. We have that in common!

Aliantha · 12-04-2007, 07:52 PM

please don't mention beer

or any other alcoholic beverage

Shawnee123 · 12-04-2007, 08:08 PM

ooops, sorry.

BigV · 12-05-2007, 02:16 PM

Got word from chaperone (this can't be good, right?) on SonofV's field trip to the roller rink. He fell. He's ok, but when he got up, he left part of his tooth on the deck. Emergency dentist appointment in three hours.

12-04-2007, 05:01 PM	#1186
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	SG, that's a really shitty break. Hope it's all working again now though. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-04-2007, 05:02 PM	#1187
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	oh, and you know what would have made it worse? If you'd had to do another poo on top of the old one that didn't get flushed the first time. Thanks the heavens for small mercies huh? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-04-2007, 06:45 PM	#1188
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	i just really screwed the pooch. i don't know what i was thinking but i just shredded a REALLY important file that i'm supposed to keep for, like - FOREVER! this is not good. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

12-04-2007, 06:46 PM	#1189
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Can you put it back together like those Qing vases? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

12-04-2007, 06:48 PM	#1192
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	see, the problem there is that i once had a client freak out about the normal little shredder i was using. so i got one of those fancy shredders so that it would take the whole cast of CSI a season's worth of episodes to unravel... __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

12-04-2007, 06:46 PM	#1190
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Get out the scotch tape... Hell, just pull all the pieces off the top of the shred pile and mail them to me, I'll put them back together for a modest fee.

12-04-2007, 06:47 PM	#1191
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	If not, you can get in line at the Chinese Job Fair.

12-04-2007, 06:50 PM	#1193
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Pah! You haven't met my OCD. Now it's a challenge! It's cross-shredded at what, like a half-inch long? I mean it, I could put that shit back together.

12-04-2007, 06:51 PM	#1194
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I've always wondered about the shredders that don't "chad" the paper to death. I mean, given enough time, someone could repair the strip shredder kinds, couldn't they?

12-04-2007, 06:51 PM	#1195
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	That's what I love about you, clod! I know you could do it.

12-04-2007, 06:53 PM	#1196
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Actually, you made me doubt. I've never heard of one that "chads" the paper. I'm assuming there are still flat pieces to work with, otherwise I retract my cockiness.

12-04-2007, 06:55 PM	#1197
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I'm just throwing words out there that don't mean anything, trying to be clever. 5th beer and all...but I really have thought about how it wouldn't be that hard to repair shreds if you were really meticulous, loved puzzles, and were OCD. We have that in common!

12-04-2007, 07:52 PM	#1198
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	please don't mention beer or any other alcoholic beverage __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-04-2007, 08:08 PM	#1199
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	ooops, sorry.

12-05-2007, 02:16 PM	#1200
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Got word from chaperone (this can't be good, right?) on SonofV's field trip to the roller rink. He fell. He's ok, but when he got up, he left part of his tooth on the deck. Emergency dentist appointment in three hours. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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