The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 805

Gravdigr · 06-21-2016, 01:58 PM

Reminds me of Penny Racers:

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Gravdigr · 06-24-2016, 04:38 PM

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Was it one of the scariest things I’ve ever done? Absolutely.

Would I do it again? I just did.

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footfootfoot · 06-24-2016, 08:57 PM

So lame. I thought it was going to go all the way down to the ground.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-25-2016, 02:00 AM

Yes, 40 ft isn't enough time to do more than a little poop in your pants.

Words of wisdom, don't buy a condo in Morocco.

BigV · 06-25-2016, 01:39 PM

Best. Draining. Porches. EVER.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-25-2016, 02:05 PM

Anti-theft device.

Gravdigr · 06-25-2016, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

So lame. I thought it was going to go all the way down to the ground.

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Yes, 40 ft isn't enough time to do more than a little poop in your pants.

That's pretty much what I thought, too.

I saw "1000 feet up", and, "360 degree", and thought "Well, that sounds awesome.", but...no.

Gravdigr · 07-06-2016, 02:02 PM

Would you go to a Roman orgy with the Skipper?

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Pass. PASS!! Get. Out. Of. My. Head!!!

Gravdigr · 07-06-2016, 02:05 PM

It's fake.

Here are some others.

Make sure to read the track titles.

Gravdigr · 08-21-2016, 04:18 PM

So, I had the munchies, and bought a box of Butterfinger Bites.

These guys here:

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But, while munching away, I was reading the back of the box:

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Serving size: 8 pieces

While on the right side of the box: "Know your portion", and it says 4 pieces, and the little picture that supposedly illustrates this, shows only 3 pieces.

WTF, man?

Yeah, I'm easily confused.

sexobon · 08-21-2016, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

... Yeah, I'm easily confused.

The serving size is just for nutritional information. Your portion is to let you know how many you get to have so there'll be some left for other people. The picture shows only three; because, they know you're going open the box and eat one of yours before you even get out of the store. Then you'll point out to other people that the label says "about" 2 servings per container to make them think that there wasn't a piece missing and you should still get your portion of 4 pieces. When they question your veracity, since the box has been opened, you'll tell them that someone knocked the box out of your hands, it burst open and maybe a piece fell out; but, that it shouldn't be held against your portion as it wasn't your fault. You'll pat yourself on the back for having a cover story and a cover within a cover. The other people will still be skeptical; but, on the outside chance that the box really was knocked out of your hands then burst open and perhaps all of the pieces fell out and you just picked them up off the floor and put them back into the box, they'll decline to have any and let you have them all. Of course, that was the ruse you intended to pull off all along.

I did the same thing just last week without realizing it either.

Gravdigr · 08-22-2016, 01:00 PM

You're good.

In a baaad way.

Gravdigr · 08-24-2016, 03:48 PM

I need this in my life...

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...on every corner.

captainhook455 · 08-24-2016, 07:55 PM

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Depends men's pull ups for old farts ?

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I don't know, if the meat is dated and the refrigeration unit is working it makes sense if you need to grab something quick for dinner and don't want to make the trip to the market of brave the crowds. Some of the vending machine route drivers re-stock their machines every day.

tarheel

Gravdigr · 09-19-2016, 07:01 PM

06-21-2016, 01:58 PM	#12061
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06-24-2016, 08:57 PM	#12063
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06-25-2016, 02:00 AM	#12064
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06-25-2016, 01:39 PM	#12065
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Best. Draining. Porches. EVER. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-25-2016, 02:05 PM	#12066
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Anti-theft device. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-06-2016, 02:02 PM	#12068
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Would you go to a Roman orgy with the Skipper? Pass. PASS!! Get. Out. Of. My. Head!!! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-06-2016, 02:05 PM	#12069
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	It's fake. Here are some others. Make sure to read the track titles. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-21-2016, 04:18 PM	#12070
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	So, I had the munchies, and bought a box of Butterfinger Bites. These guys here: But, while munching away, I was reading the back of the box: Serving size: 8 pieces While on the right side of the box: "Know your portion", and it says 4 pieces, and the little picture that supposedly illustrates this, shows only 3 pieces. WTF, man? Yeah, I'm easily confused. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-22-2016, 01:00 PM	#12072
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	You're good. In a baaad way. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-24-2016, 03:48 PM	#12073
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I need this in my life... ...on every corner. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-19-2016, 07:01 PM	#12075
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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