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tw · 10-07-2019, 08:09 PM

At Penn State football games, the entire stadium sings Neil Diamond's "Sweet Caroline". Then somebody (being politically correct) banned the song because it promoted pedophilia. Eventually, sanity returned a year or two later.

Does that make anyone happy today? Or, as a victim of a pedophile, angry?

Still cannot remember what the question was.

sexobon · 10-07-2019, 09:17 PM

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… Inuit … Yupik … Iñupiat … Inuvialuit … Kalaallit … Aleut … Athabaskans … Eskimo ...

LGBTQIA+ … Rainbow flag

IYIIKAAE+ … Northern Lights flag

Common usage generic term … Chillout(s)

fargon · 10-07-2019, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by sexobon

LGBTQIA+ … Rainbow flag

What is the "I" for?

Clodfobble · 10-07-2019, 09:58 PM

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The frustration and/or confusion will be logical, since he is not racist. As much as they would protest, the person calling him racist when he is not is the one who is illogical.

Oh for sure--their behavior is totally illogical, as is most of human behavior. I fucking hate it. But you have to interact with humans to get things done in life.

When my kids are being illogical about what shoes they're going to wear, I can sit them down and have a 20-minute discussion about it--after which they will not have changed their minds one bit--or I can present them with an equally illogical false choice that gets us out the damn door. You have to learn the game, even if the game is stupid, or you won't get anywhere. The game, in this case, is a very simple, if no less stupid, one. 1.) You say "eskimo," you get called racist. 2.) Being labelled as racist stands in the way of many things in life, no matter how true it is or isn't. 3.) Therefore, don't say the word. Or do, and suffer the consequences. But don't act like you didn't know what the consequences were.

Clodfobble · 10-07-2019, 09:59 PM

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What is the "I" for?

I is "intersex," what used to be called "hermaphrodite."

Undertoad · 10-07-2019, 10:28 PM

It's all just a big game of see who you can control, see how much fun it is to wield power and, of course, re-elect Trump in the process.

Nobody has labeled my racist ass and I can't see how it would stick if they did.

At least it wouldn't stick as far as my foot would be up the ass of whoever called me that.

Better not be a fuckin' Eskimo. I hate those motherfuckers.

sexobon · 10-07-2019, 10:54 PM

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Oh for sure--their behavior is totally illogical, as is most of human behavior. I fucking hate it. But you have to interact with humans to get things done in life.

With these you'll always be ready for an Eskimo kiss.

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xoxoxoBruce · 10-08-2019, 12:33 AM

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Better not be a fuckin' Eskimo. I hate those motherfuckers.

I've noticed that, all the times I've been to your house I've never seen an Eskimo. I just didn't want to mention it because it might be a sensitive subject. You known, like an Eskimo ran over your puppy or something.

Undertoad · 10-08-2019, 12:44 AM

My neighborhood is clean, as we say. Eskimo-free.

We don't take kindly to no blubber-eaters around here.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-08-2019, 12:48 AM

Um, don't be too hasty, one of their traditions is to share their wife on cold night in the igloo.

Undertoad · 10-08-2019, 12:48 AM

(You realize how bad any of us could be made to look, if any of our posts was taken out of context?

)

xoxoxoBruce · 10-08-2019, 12:49 AM

Don't run for office.

Gravdigr · 10-08-2019, 06:07 PM

Clodfobble · 10-10-2019, 09:37 PM

We're on vacation in NYC this week, and this evening we shared an elevator with a nice man taking his dog out for a walk. After he got off, I told Mr. Clod that the guy was Clinton Kelly, who I used to watch all the time on What Not To Wear. Mr. Clod adamantly disagreed, but I proved him wrong by googling the name of Clinton Kelly's dog. I win, motherfucker!

glatt · 10-10-2019, 10:21 PM

I'm on vacation too!!!!

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10-07-2019, 08:09 PM	#12256
tw Read? I only know how to write. Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 11,933	At Penn State football games, the entire stadium sings Neil Diamond's "Sweet Caroline". Then somebody (being politically correct) banned the song because it promoted pedophilia. Eventually, sanity returned a year or two later. Does that make anyone happy today? Or, as a victim of a pedophile, angry? Still cannot remember what the question was.

10-07-2019, 10:28 PM	#12261
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	It's all just a big game of see who you can control, see how much fun it is to wield power and, of course, re-elect Trump in the process. Nobody has labeled my racist ass and I can't see how it would stick if they did. At least it wouldn't stick as far as my foot would be up the ass of whoever called me that. Better not be a fuckin' Eskimo. I hate those motherfuckers.

10-08-2019, 12:44 AM	#12264
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	My neighborhood is clean, as we say. Eskimo-free. We don't take kindly to no blubber-eaters around here.

10-08-2019, 12:48 AM	#12266
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	(You realize how bad any of us could be made to look, if any of our posts was taken out of context? )

10-10-2019, 10:21 PM	#12270
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I'm on vacation too!!!!

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