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Old 02-07-2008, 11:25 AM   #1216
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That reminds me of a joke.

A woman says to her husband, "Honey, I lost five pounds!"

He replies, "Turn around. I think I found it."
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Old 02-07-2008, 11:27 AM   #1217
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That joke ends with "it was a lovely funeral."
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Old 02-07-2008, 12:12 PM   #1218
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That joke ends with "it was a lovely funeral."
HA! I think I've heard that joke.
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Old 02-08-2008, 12:33 AM   #1219
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Today I bought two huge, Costco-sized bags of dried/moistish fruit.
Apricots and cranberries.
I will now get back in the groove of being monstrously regular, and boy will I have fun doing it. Apricots make me happy.
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Old 02-08-2008, 12:48 AM   #1220
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monstrously regular.
Do you realize quite what this means, now you are a dwellar? It's not just about pooping on time, you know..... Us monsters have to piss someone off at least once a week, pick on someone in a wheelchair every 6 months, and type like a cat on acid every third day.
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Old 02-08-2008, 06:39 AM   #1221
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Which reminds me *taps desk-calendar and looks at monster meanigfully* ?
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Old 02-08-2008, 12:20 PM   #1222
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That reminds me, I saw a black H2 with an Iowa Hawkeye vanity plate "GR1FF" again this morning. I need to bring my camera with me to catch him some morning and give our Griff some shit. Heh.

GUESS WHAT!!!

I see that stupid thing all the time, but this morning, I had my camera and was able to snap one picture before the batteries croaked on me!!
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Old 02-08-2008, 12:22 PM   #1223
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That's funny. In Ohio, you get yellow plates for DUIs. I don't think they have vanity "party plates" though!

GR1FF!
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Old 02-08-2008, 03:09 PM   #1224
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Wow--so, how long after the DUI conviction do you have to keep the yellow plate? That's a very interesting "public stigma" punishment.
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Old 02-08-2008, 03:22 PM   #1225
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It's our very own Scarlet Letter.

I don't know how long they keep them.
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Old 02-08-2008, 03:39 PM   #1226
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I'm not working tomorrow!!! Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!

And it's going to be my valentine's day.
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Old 02-08-2008, 11:56 PM   #1227
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The first part of that last statement would make me happy indeed.

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Do you realize quite what this means, now you are a dwellar? It's not just about pooping on time, you know..... Us monsters have to piss someone off at least once a week, pick on someone in a wheelchair every 6 months, and type like a cat on acid every third day.
Perhaps I can skip picking on the paralyzed and stick to my twice-a-week regiment of pissing someone off on the internet...?
Oh, I will.
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:01 PM   #1228
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We got a NEW ROOF !!
We got a NEW ROOF !!
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:10 PM   #1229
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Looks good, zip. Did you repaint the shutters, or pick a roof color that matched them?
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:39 PM   #1230
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Thanks
we painted the shutters a few years ago when we got sideing and new Eglass windows , and picked the color of the roof based on that , oh the door is also green ,

Prior planning and all that , sides we likes us some hunter green
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